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Old 04-29-2008, 07:59 AM   #76
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I am not going to need the coat I brought with to Vegas
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Old 04-29-2008, 08:45 AM   #77
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I am not laying on the deck of a cruise ship... enjoying time for just me
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:59 AM   #78
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:02 AM   #79
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I am not meeting anyone from this site..............
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:20 AM   #80
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I am NOT in Vegas enjoying the sunshine...
I TOLD You!!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:25 AM   #81
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:26 AM   #82
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:26 AM   #83
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I am NOT working..
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:26 AM   #84
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NOT feeling as good as I need to...what a lousy damn day...I may just go back to bed and watch porn all day...
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:26 AM   #85
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I'm not looking forward to the rest of my day.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:28 AM   #86
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I am NOT in Vegas, partying with my buddies.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:30 AM   #87
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I am NOT in Vegas, partying with my buddies.

So here's what we do...get a .22 rifle...walk out onto one of them cow fields and shoot crap!!!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:30 AM   #88
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I am NOT in Vegas, partying with my buddies.
ain't that a shame... but only a few more months before we all get to go to Vegas and party (ladies only...at first )
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:04 PM   #89
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I am NOT doing the work I should be doing right now :-)
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:05 PM   #90
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Trying to post, post post,.......
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:08 PM   #91
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I am not thinking about sex for 3 seconds...damn too late, I am thinking about it again
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:26 PM   #92
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I am not regretting buying this iPhone!!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:19 PM   #93
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:32 PM   #94
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I'm not getting ready for the afternoon job. But still have 3 hours so what the heck.
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:41 PM   #95
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:44 PM   #96
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the laundry, but darnit, I'm havin fun! And its not going anywhere!
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:03 PM   #97
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I am NOT doing anything but talking to him.
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:19 PM   #98
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i am not doing the work that needs done .. maybe it will go away
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:22 PM   #99
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:26 PM   #100
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I am not making dinner.
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