Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Everyday Life For Married Couples

Everyday Life For Married Couples A forum for couples to chat about your everyday married life. This would be a good place for women and men to get to know eachother.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 11-23-2009, 05:08 PM   #251
Big O
Flirting God
 
Big O's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem....
Age: 62
Posts: 28,184
Thanks: 3,050
Thanked 3,689 Times in 3,072 Posts
Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like
Default

Mucha, I know that you think that a way to a man's heart is through his stomach but not me. You are the worst cook!!! Goodbye!
Big O is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 05:10 PM   #252
leggy
to be continued.......
 
leggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 55
Posts: 15,431
Thanks: 4,504
Thanked 3,741 Times in 2,939 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

Big O: living on this island with you isn't what I thought it would be like..... I want off the island!!!!!!! Oh yea, and I wanna live where it's cold too!!!!!! dammit I already do... I just don't see how we can work it out............. don't call me
__________________
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 05:13 PM   #253
Big O
Flirting God
 
Big O's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem....
Age: 62
Posts: 28,184
Thanks: 3,050
Thanked 3,689 Times in 3,072 Posts
Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by leggy4 View Post
Big O: living on this island with you isn't what I thought it would be like..... I want off the island!!!!!!! Oh yea, and I wanna live where it's cold too!!!!!! dammit I already do... I just don't see how we can work it out............. don't call me
If you wanted off the stink'n island so bad then we did you sink the damn boat?!?! grrr.....
get me another coconut.......
Big O is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 05:15 PM   #254
hpygrl
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 51
Posts: 18,845
Thanks: 5,102
Thanked 5,107 Times in 3,712 Posts
hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like
Default

You son of a bitch Big O you have already moved on and are breaking up too! You are a man whore who needs his balls chopped off...one by one! I am seriously thinking about taking the boat...and I blew the judge so I know he will give it to me!
hpygrl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 05:17 PM   #255
Big O
Flirting God
 
Big O's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem....
Age: 62
Posts: 28,184
Thanks: 3,050
Thanked 3,689 Times in 3,072 Posts
Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by happygirl101 View Post
You son of a bitch Big O you have already moved on and are breaking up too! You are a man whore who needs his balls chopped off...one by one! I am seriously thinking about taking the boat...and I blew the judge so I know he will give it to me!
word on the street is that he's not the only one.......
Big O is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 05:19 PM   #256
hpygrl
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 51
Posts: 18,845
Thanks: 5,102
Thanked 5,107 Times in 3,712 Posts
hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Big O View Post
word on the street is that he's not the only one.......

Shut it or I will tell them about you attempt to bribe him with a night of passion..you make me sick! I want the dog too...
hpygrl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 05:37 PM   #257
Big O
Flirting God
 
Big O's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: no shirt, no shoes, no problem....
Age: 62
Posts: 28,184
Thanks: 3,050
Thanked 3,689 Times in 3,072 Posts
Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like Big O Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by happygirl101 View Post
Shut it or I will tell them about you attempt to bribe him with a night of passion..you make me sick! I want the dog too...
Well I have four of them so I still come out on top!!
Big O is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 05:42 PM   #258
hpygrl
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 51
Posts: 18,845
Thanks: 5,102
Thanked 5,107 Times in 3,712 Posts
hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like
Default

Listen to you using the "I" word already! I haven't divorced you yet and the only "I" you will be seeing in the future is the one used in the "slappIn the salamI". You will never get into my panties again and I mean it...I want the balck ones back...you dont wear black panties with white shorts and after labor day...UUGGGHHHH!!!
hpygrl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 05:44 PM   #259
catman301
Space for rent
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Age: 50
Posts: 8,219
Thanks: 419
Thanked 858 Times in 669 Posts
Blog Entries: 4
catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like catman301 Is God Like
Default

You got waaaaaay too much swagger for me and just way too good for me....But I would like to see you and Curious together...can I?
catman301 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:32 PM   #260
TheLaw
Veni Vidi Vici
 
TheLaw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Age: 58
Posts: 514
Thanks: 72
Thanked 93 Times in 71 Posts
TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute TheLaw has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Catman I'm through with you, If I told you once, I've told you a BILLION times, I'm not going to do it with you and the OTHER members of the Village People.
__________________
Fir Na Dli
TheLaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:34 PM   #261
Frenchie_lady
in love with my freak!
 
Frenchie_lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Age: 48
Posts: 22,512
Thanks: 2,822
Thanked 3,548 Times in 2,558 Posts
Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like
Default

Do I need to spell it out law? I mean c'mon, handcuffs are fun, but we can find them in any good sexshop nowadays! Sheesh!
__________________
Frenchie_lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:35 PM   #262
likesbuttons
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 52
Posts: 2,844
Thanks: 148
Thanked 190 Times in 161 Posts
likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute
Default

i don't like the way you kiss honey....sorry...
likesbuttons is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:39 PM   #263
leggy
to be continued.......
 
leggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 55
Posts: 15,431
Thanks: 4,504
Thanked 3,741 Times in 2,939 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

The way you always walk around with your shirt up with those abs sticking out... I'm so sick and tired of all the girls chasing us around town when we go out.... Your clothes will be on the lawn when you get home!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:42 PM   #264
hpygrl
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 51
Posts: 18,845
Thanks: 5,102
Thanked 5,107 Times in 3,712 Posts
hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like hpygrl Is God Like
Default

Take your hair and get out and oh wait i have a parting shot at you...snip snip snip...there i cut it all off! Get out!
hpygrl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:43 PM   #265
Frenchie_lady
in love with my freak!
 
Frenchie_lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Age: 48
Posts: 22,512
Thanks: 2,822
Thanked 3,548 Times in 2,558 Posts
Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like
Default

You're barely around anymore, how do you expect me to make something of our relationship? No, I've done enough already. See ya around!
__________________
Frenchie_lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:44 PM   #266
likesbuttons
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 52
Posts: 2,844
Thanks: 148
Thanked 190 Times in 161 Posts
likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute
Default

stop it with the cleavage would ya? i keep have dreams about hot dogs and buns....actually its spicy italian sausage and buns...but hey....quit it!
likesbuttons is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:46 PM   #267
Frenchie_lady
in love with my freak!
 
Frenchie_lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Age: 48
Posts: 22,512
Thanks: 2,822
Thanked 3,548 Times in 2,558 Posts
Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like
Default

Its impossible for me to keep your interest, i can see it in your eyes (they are wandaring!)

I'm leaving before you break my heart in 1000 pieces.
__________________
Frenchie_lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:46 PM   #268
leggy
to be continued.......
 
leggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 55
Posts: 15,431
Thanks: 4,504
Thanked 3,741 Times in 2,939 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

I cannot deal with the top off the toothpaste one more day... and another thing, the toilet seat is on hinges for a reason A hole... Put it down when you are done.......You'll be hearing from my attorney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
supposed to be a break up from buttons!!!!!
__________________
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2009, 07:49 PM   #269
likesbuttons
Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 52
Posts: 2,844
Thanks: 148
Thanked 190 Times in 161 Posts
likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute likesbuttons has a reputation beyond repute
Default

its those legs....yeah i like short fat legs....sorry !
likesbuttons is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2009, 10:30 AM   #270
redcat
Forum Leader
 
redcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Currently NC
Age: 61
Posts: 31,018
Thanks: 19,532
Thanked 13,384 Times in 8,516 Posts
Blog Entries: 32
redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like redcat Is God Like
Default

I"ve had it, buttons...your sneaking around all the time, looking for any excuse you can find to take off that shirt and, no doubt, the rest of it. Take your washboard and get out!!
__________________
Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.
redcat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2009, 10:33 AM   #271
Frenchie_lady
in love with my freak!
 
Frenchie_lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Age: 48
Posts: 22,512
Thanks: 2,822
Thanked 3,548 Times in 2,558 Posts
Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like Frenchie_lady Is God Like
Default

Red, it pains me that I have to do this. I mean, you're a classy broad and all... but I guess I need something different... you know, a filthy whore would be better suited for me.
__________________
Frenchie_lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2009, 10:37 AM   #272
Shawn
Forum Surfer
 
Shawn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Greatest place on earth
Age: 46
Posts: 24,992
Thanks: 7,602
Thanked 17,573 Times in 9,202 Posts
Blog Entries: 58
Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like Shawn Is God Like
Default

Sorry frenchie .... I was only with you to get to red ... besides I found this and can no longer look at you with a straight face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TOxhzAm7fY
__________________
My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.
Shawn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2009, 05:01 PM   #273
Parliament
Flirting God
 
Parliament's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Here
Age: 55
Posts: 15,476
Thanks: 1,738
Thanked 2,495 Times in 1,990 Posts
Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like Parliament Is God Like
Default

Shawn, you've got so many AMAZING qualities but .... DAMN that rap music!
Parliament is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2009, 05:04 PM   #274
MuchachitaSpice
**Unapproachable**
 
MuchachitaSpice's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 16,996
Thanks: 1,319
Thanked 4,061 Times in 2,516 Posts
Blog Entries: 45
MuchachitaSpice has disabled reputation
Default

I followed your directions, long ass trip at that... to find you with someone else? it is over before it even started... don't write, don't call, don't nothing...
MuchachitaSpice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2009, 05:33 PM   #275
MomentOfPassion
~~~Pura Vida~~~
 
MomentOfPassion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Age: 55
Posts: 891
Thanks: 294
Thanked 322 Times in 197 Posts
Blog Entries: 8
MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like MomentOfPassion Is God Like
Default

Spice, I have told you time and again my name is not BOB and no, I neither want nor need batteries inserted!
__________________
All I need now is intellectual intercourse

A soul to dig the hole much deeper
MomentOfPassion is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:55 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.