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Old 09-27-2017, 01:21 PM   #1
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Well..this one is a new one on me...but what do you keep on learning every day?

Apparently..a kick to a female's crotch..is known as a "c*nt punt?"

Who knew?..I only learned of it in a movie the other night?
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Old 10-11-2017, 03:07 PM   #2
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Do not ever...judge a book..by its cover.

Ive been pleasantly surprised by a lot of people on here
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This is a library???? That's a new one on me
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YOU calling me ugly??
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I just asked you that..in another thread!
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Old 10-11-2017, 03:29 PM   #6
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Old 10-11-2017, 03:35 PM   #8
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You..my dear...have never been a loser
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Just when you think Ice can't get any worse.. things like this come out
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