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Old 02-14-2011, 01:13 PM   #1
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Wink The Last thing to give you the "Shivers"

So ... this one can go a number of directions ... good shivers ... bad ones ... what was the Last thing to give you the Hee-Bee-Gee-Bee's??
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:14 PM   #2
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I just had to "pop" the owner's knee back into place .... pretty sure that is NOT in my job description!!
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an episode of Ghost Hunters about Bobby Mackey's. I was gonna go there with a friend of mine, but not now. fuck that.
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How funny you ask this today......I was putting on my bra this morning and I felt this pain in my nipple and I was like "WTF" there was a pincher bug in my bra!!!! Yeah, major hee bee gee bees. I screamed and my girls had to ask what was wrong.
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:21 PM   #6
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How funny you ask this today......I was putting on my bra this morning and I felt this pain in my nipple and I was like "WTF" there was a pincher bug in my bra!!!! Yeah, major hee bee gee bees. I screamed and my girls had to ask what was wrong.
Lucky damn bug
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:24 PM   #8
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cleaning the toilet after Miss Midols few trips in to toss her cookies......Sorry u asked?...
Can I wait to answer after Munky posts in here ... could you imagine what makes that cat shiver???
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Remind me not to pinch your nipple
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How funny you ask this today......I was putting on my bra this morning and I felt this pain in my nipple and I was like "WTF" there was a pincher bug in my bra!!!! Yeah, major hee bee gee bees. I screamed and my girls had to ask what was wrong.

I read this and my first thought was, "your boobs talk??" (Sorry...I promise, I'll get some sleep soon.)
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I read this and my first thought was, "your boobs talk??" (Sorry...I promise, I'll get some sleep soon.)
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The bastard is dead, after my initial freak, I killed it and flushed it down the toilet!
The question is...did your nipple swell? Did someone suck the poison out? Geesh, don't leave us hanging...so to speak.
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The question is...did your nipple swell? Did someone suck the poison out? Geesh, don't leave us hanging...so to speak.
Hmmm, never occurred to me how tragic this could be. I'm heading to the Dr.'s right now, I know just who I will ask for.
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Hmmm, never occurred to me how tragic this could be. I'm heading to the Dr.'s right now, I know just who I will ask for.
Of course it can be tragic! I remember when I studied nippleology back in college I had to do an in depth study of the swollen nipples of the girls in my class. Had to determine the cause and effects. I mean you know what they say, if it is erect for more than 4 hours....oh wait, nevermind.
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