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Old 04-07-2018, 09:01 PM   #5676
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Dear RS.
....just trying to make spring happen
Sincerely being a good American
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Old 04-17-2018, 09:34 AM   #5677
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Dear Tuesday,

I don’t like you either.

Sincerely,
Ready for Vacation
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Old 04-17-2018, 10:42 AM   #5678
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Dear Ready For Vacation,

I'll make this as quick as possible.

Signed,

Tuesday
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Old 04-17-2018, 11:32 AM   #5679
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Dear you there.

I may have let go, but my brain still thinks...
Legs.
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Old 04-17-2018, 03:01 PM   #5680
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Dear chocolate

Please stop tempting me.

Sincerely

Trying to diet.
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Old 04-17-2018, 03:17 PM   #5681
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Dear Trying to Diet,

You can join our support group and sign our petition against chocolate!

Sincerely,
Cakes
Pies
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& Beer
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Old 04-18-2018, 03:13 PM   #5682
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Dear A,

I do love you.

Sincerely, A.
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Old 04-19-2018, 08:56 PM   #5683
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Dear Spring
...I hope you arrive soon
Sincerely I need the sun
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Old 04-19-2018, 09:07 PM   #5684
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Dear Random Kind Soul,

Sorry I had a scowl on my mug. Thanks for reminding me that I’m “Too blessed to be stressed.”

Smiling bcuz of you,

“CHEEEEEESE”
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Old 04-19-2018, 09:30 PM   #5685
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Dear
Thank you for putting a little sunshine my way .
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Old 05-08-2018, 09:39 AM   #5686
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Dear You,

You got this!!!

Sincerely,
DG
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Old 05-08-2018, 09:47 AM   #5687
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Dear dude
not happenin
sincerely mind of mah own.
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Old 05-08-2018, 09:57 AM   #5688
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Dear PT

Please put us on your schedule first.

Sincerely,

Gotta get out of here today!
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Old 05-10-2018, 06:08 PM   #5689
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Dear you

Blah blah blah

thats all you hear anyway

Love, Me
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Old 05-10-2018, 08:36 PM   #5690
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Dear A , you made me smile
Sincerely C
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Old 05-11-2018, 08:37 PM   #5691
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Dear Stormy.

Give it up sista you are a skank and we are sick of see your old nasty ass. He paid you off yet you are still trying to suck the tit. Payoffs mean keep you mouth shut.

Sincerely,
You make me puke in my mouth
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Old 05-11-2018, 08:40 PM   #5692
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Give it up sista you are a skank and we are sick of see your old nasty ass. He paid you off yet you are still trying to suck the tit. Payoffs mean keep you mouth shut.

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You make me puke in my mouth
. But, but those boobies!
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Old 05-11-2018, 09:39 PM   #5693
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Dear Stormy.

Give it up sista you are a skank and we are sick of see your old nasty ass. He paid you off yet you are still trying to suck the tit. Payoffs mean keep you mouth shut.

Sincerely,
You make me puke in my mouth

she is a porn slut who got F*cked...She should be used to it !!
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Old 05-11-2018, 09:40 PM   #5694
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Dear ...

....I see I am still on your mind..glad I made an everlasting impression..

sincerely..you are not my type
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Old 06-01-2018, 10:22 PM   #5695
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Dear you,

I'm sorry. There are no other words.

Sincerely, Me.
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:15 AM   #5696
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Dear PM friend,

Sorry bout last nite , I was slightly buzzed. Lol

Sincerely,
Sorry not sorry
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:36 AM   #5697
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Dear PM friend,

Sorry bout last nite , I was slightly buzzed. Lol

Sincerely,
Sorry not sorry
You cheating on me again??
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:37 AM   #5698
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You cheating on me again??
You cant handle my buzzed conversations.
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:39 AM   #5699
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You cant handle my buzzed conversations.
this is probably true....since I can't handle the sober ones either. Haha kidding....
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:41 AM   #5700
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this is probably true....since I can't handle the sober ones either. Haha kidding....
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