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Old 06-21-2011, 11:08 PM   #76
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Dear Hypocrite
did not you know we are all passive aggressive??

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:08 PM   #77
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dear leeb,

you want i should forward them to you or blind carbon copy?

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:08 PM   #78
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Dear Smartass,

Good old drama. Nuff said.

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:09 PM   #79
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Dear Ally:

Really? No more elusiveness. I was just about to have a breakthrough with Libra coaching me in subtlety and all!

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:14 PM   #80
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dear ally and katy,

i know you know *gives you the eyes*

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:15 PM   #81
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Dear smartass
only the ones with hot pics
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:16 PM   #82
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Dear smartass:

I know I know too. Sigh.

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:17 PM   #83
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Dear pervs,

I see you all have a nude pic ring going. Where do I sign up?

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:18 PM   #84
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Dear Willing Participant
you're sharing pic?

curious me
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:21 PM   #85
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Dear curious,

Maybe

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:22 PM   #86
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Dear Willing Participant:

There is a screening process. I will PM you my email address and you forward the pictures onto me. I'll let you know if you make it into the next round.

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dear perv in training, willing participant and katy,

nothing to it, but to do it. yanno?

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:24 PM   #88
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Dear Elusive in Training
how do we change that maybe to a yes ma'am right now
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Dear Katy,

Hmmmm....sounds legit.

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Dear contestants
Who are the judges?
Sincerely
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dear one with rules
do we really need rules
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Dear marvin gaye is on right now,

perv in training is handling the women's photos. Get yours to her as soon as possible for review.

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:26 PM   #93
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Dear Gullible:

No worries. I remember where I put yours now.

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Dear pervs

Maybe I would rather be a judge now that I think about it.

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Dear all of you,

Even without the x, you are all confusing me!!!!

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Dear Undecided:

Sorry to inform you all those positions have been filled.

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Dear rule breaker
Someone has to control you pervs

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dear undecided,

where were you before the panty thread was taken down?

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Dear nun, pervs, Martin Gay, and whoever else

Just send all your pictures to me already.

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dear jewish nun,

i'm not even sure where i'm going with this

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