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Old 04-28-2019, 04:46 PM   #71576
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We need to find someone with answers.. but where should we look ?
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Old 04-28-2019, 04:49 PM   #71577
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Shouldn’t you try an intelligent man?
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Old 04-28-2019, 05:05 PM   #71578
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I can't find any intelligent men.... can you ?
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Old 04-28-2019, 05:06 PM   #71579
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Lol! Am I allowed to look in the mirror?
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Old 04-28-2019, 05:13 PM   #71580
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Do you think that will help ?
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Old 04-28-2019, 05:21 PM   #71581
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Am I allowed to say that is the answer?
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Old 04-28-2019, 05:44 PM   #71582
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oh you have answers ?
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Old 04-28-2019, 08:44 PM   #71583
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Do you think one person has all the answers?
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Old 04-28-2019, 08:47 PM   #71584
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Can only females ask the questions?
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Old 04-28-2019, 08:50 PM   #71585
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Is that a sexist question?
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Old 04-28-2019, 08:58 PM   #71586
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Did you take it that way?
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Old 04-28-2019, 09:05 PM   #71587
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Should I take it a different way?
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Old 04-28-2019, 09:08 PM   #71588
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Should I improve my approach?
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Old 04-28-2019, 09:10 PM   #71589
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Is it improvement that is needed?
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Old 04-28-2019, 09:12 PM   #71590
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You are really asking me what I need?
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Old 04-29-2019, 07:48 PM   #71591
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Who else would I be asking ?
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Old 04-29-2019, 09:08 PM   #71592
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Why didn’t you stick around?
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Old 04-30-2019, 03:30 AM   #71593
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Shall I go buy a huge sheet of fly paper?
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Old 04-30-2019, 03:06 PM   #71594
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Does it come in a variety of sizes?
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Old 04-30-2019, 04:48 PM   #71595
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Can we stick small ones together if it doesn't?
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Old 04-30-2019, 06:10 PM   #71596
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Don't small ones always stick together?
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Old 05-09-2019, 09:51 AM   #71597
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If small ones are stuck together, are they still small?
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Old 05-13-2019, 03:13 AM   #71598
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So have we gone down the road that size matters?
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Old 05-13-2019, 04:03 AM   #71599
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Does the size matter if the quality is outstanding?
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Old 05-19-2019, 10:59 AM   #71600
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Isn't it time for some new questions?
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