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Old 07-29-2021, 02:05 PM   #74501
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Are you aware I wear nothing in bed?
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Old 07-29-2021, 09:41 PM   #74502
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are we supposed to wear clothes to bed?
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Old 07-29-2021, 10:08 PM   #74503
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Would you like me to model my birthday suit in bed?
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Old 07-30-2021, 02:45 PM   #74504
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Is it your birthday?
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Old 07-30-2021, 07:15 PM   #74505
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Is it my birthday?
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Old 07-30-2021, 11:57 PM   #74506
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is someone having a party?
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Old 07-31-2021, 12:05 AM   #74507
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Is there a theme to this party?
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Old 07-31-2021, 01:45 AM   #74508
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can I bring the drinks?
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Old 07-31-2021, 03:52 AM   #74509
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What should I wear?
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Old 08-10-2021, 01:03 AM   #74510
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can clothes be optional?
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Old 08-10-2021, 06:42 AM   #74511
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May I wear my birthday suit?
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Old 08-11-2021, 09:29 AM   #74512
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do you really need to ask?
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Old 08-11-2021, 04:10 PM   #74513
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Have you seen me in my birthday suit?
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Old 08-14-2021, 06:22 PM   #74514
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suit up baby
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Old 08-15-2021, 02:18 AM   #74515
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Would you laughing at me?
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Old 08-15-2021, 10:25 PM   #74516
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What happens here?
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Old 08-27-2021, 06:35 AM   #74517
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What would you like to happen?
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Old 09-09-2021, 10:50 PM   #74518
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Can I say two things?
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Old 09-11-2021, 05:05 PM   #74519
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Can you give me one for each ear please ?
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Old 09-11-2021, 05:29 PM   #74520
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Are you in the mood ?
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Old 09-13-2021, 08:37 AM   #74521
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When am I not “in the mood”?
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Old 09-20-2021, 01:29 AM   #74522
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Should I know that?
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Old 09-22-2021, 11:33 PM   #74523
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What does one do when they finally get everything they always wanted?
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Old 09-23-2021, 08:38 PM   #74524
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Go to Disneyland?

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