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Old 04-12-2019, 11:07 AM   #71551
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It does over here, what about over there?
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Old 04-12-2019, 11:20 AM   #71552
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Where is over here?
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Old 04-12-2019, 12:42 PM   #71553
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Do you need to go there?
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Old 04-12-2019, 12:47 PM   #71554
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Where are we all off to??
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Old 04-12-2019, 12:50 PM   #71555
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Should we make it a huge get together?
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Old 04-12-2019, 12:52 PM   #71556
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Can we have a picnic?
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Old 04-12-2019, 12:55 PM   #71557
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Sounds perfect! Down by the pond, for a little dip later, perhaps?
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Old 04-12-2019, 04:46 PM   #71558
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Did anyone remember towels?
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Old 04-12-2019, 05:34 PM   #71559
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Did anyone remember alcohol?
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Old 04-12-2019, 10:57 PM   #71560
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Aren't towels more important than alcohol?
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Old 04-13-2019, 03:22 AM   #71561
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Suppose I don't want to swim?
Isn't living more important than drowning?
(Not the best swimmer)
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I don't swim either, wanna stay with me at the picnic table?
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Old 04-13-2019, 05:31 AM   #71563
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Shall we eat all the food while no one's looking?
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:59 PM   #71564
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That's better than it being devoured by the ants, right?
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Old 04-13-2019, 10:07 PM   #71565
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You donít care if the ants go hungry?
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Old 04-14-2019, 03:54 AM   #71566
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Can't they eat some forest instead?
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Why can't the ants keep to themselves?
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Shouldn't they be hiding from the anteaters?
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Do they have any "ant radar detectors" that help them avoid the anteaters?
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Like ANTenna ??
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Is that the word's origin?
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If it isn't, it should be shouldn't it?
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Old 04-16-2019, 09:25 PM   #71573
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What is it's ANTonym?
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Is that really your question?
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What is the meaning of life?
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