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Old 06-05-2015, 07:29 PM   #1
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First of all happy extended cocktail hour everybody! I've got the booze from the box of wine flowing like the Nigel river. Stereo love is blasting on my speakers since I have a hidden love for Romanian club music and I have my two dogs sitting on my lap which sounds very a sexual. It is in this context that I ponder my midlife situation where my current role is in life. I'll have others on here dealt with midlife crisis which is fast approaching me? Should I get some part-time job as an intern somewhere and start making out with other interns? Or should I volunteer at a nursing home or they can't say no to me? I need my skin with really be appreciated best of luck to you all
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Old 06-05-2015, 08:20 PM   #2
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Damn nobody commented on this?! I'm just can drink my IPa by myself then!
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Holy crap I know somebody has to find this thread funny I'm writing a drunk off my ass you know!
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Old 06-05-2015, 08:24 PM   #4
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Advice to myself dear flipper I think you're wonderful great and handsome and so funny anybody would be lucky to have you in their life! Signed yours truly flipper
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Old 06-05-2015, 08:30 PM   #5
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You might consider writing the posts while sober, and then just adding a few sillies when your eyes start to swizzle.

Midlife crisis? Hang around the mall and see the youngsters.

Go home happy you are not them. On your new Harley.
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Geesh I could have started a thread ... why didnt i think of that .. I got a therapist but hey whatever works for you ...
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Group health insurance therapy plants don't cover anything anymore way out of pocket skyrocketing how deductibles this is much cheaper for me
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yea i lucked up and found one affordable that didnt deal with obama care . He is great lol ... hopefully you will find yourself before you lost in happy hour forever .
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yea i lucked up and found one affordable that didnt deal with obama care . He is great lol ... hopefully you will find yourself before you lost in happy hour forever .
Lol what kinda advice is that?!?!
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Where is the fortunetellers usually helps on these issues?! I'm watching this 12-year-old prodigy on YouTube play the saxophone to stereo love he's pretty good
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Lol what kinda advice is that?!?!
Ok you want advice : lets see try staying away from the happy hour first off and second you might want to lower that humor defense guard and take something seriously ... Just my thoughts your not charged and I am not liable for them .
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Ok you want advice : lets see try staying away from the happy hour first off and second you might want to lower that humor defense guard and take something seriously ... Just my thoughts your not charged and I am not liable for them .
Lol. It's the Internet you can't believe everything you read on the Internet you now! Humor guard stays up sorry no refunds next
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Damm I better work on my ego stroking abilities ...
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yeah I agree... to get through a midlife crisis you're going to need a good sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself, otherwise start forking out a mountain of money for therapy.
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if you are experiencing midlife at 37 that means you expect to live until age 74.

the way you are drinking, you are past mid life and into golden years soon.
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Stick your head in a bucket of water for two hours.

You'll have no problems after then.
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if you are experiencing midlife at 37 that means you expect to live until age 74.

the way you are drinking, you are past mid life and into golden years soon.
This is really bad news. I've been over drinking for decades so considering my age there's a good chance I could croak within a week or two.

Please send money in lieu of flowers.
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This is really bad news. I've been over drinking for decades so considering my age there's a good chance I could croak within a week or two.

Please send money in lieu of flowers.
Let's do the math. Have you had midlife crisis yet? I thought not.

You will be 120 year old naked man. Very thin, but with beer belly.

If I am wrong, i will contribute to charity of my choice. Bless you, Pappy.
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if you are experiencing midlife at 37 that means you expect to live until age 74.

the way you are drinking, you are past mid life and into golden years soon.
Poop that!!
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I call 'em as I see 'um..

Btw, invested in latest generation seance table debuting shortly. Speak to the spirits of your loved ones, or to the future spirits of those you despise.
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I call 'em as I see 'um..

Btw, invested in latest generation seance table debuting shortly. Speak to the spirits of your loved ones, or to the future spirits of those you despise.
You are so deep and complex yet I want to share my hops with you. Can we makeout?!
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You are so deep and complex yet I want to share my hops with you. Can we makeout?!
I think you should stick with the hops in your Bud.
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