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Old 10-18-2014, 05:59 AM   #35326
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try using a deodorant = contrary to the cab drivers code
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Old 10-18-2014, 06:23 AM   #35327
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contrary to the cab drivers code = I won't watch what goes on in the back seat
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Old 10-18-2014, 04:00 PM   #35328
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I wont watch what goes on in the back seat = back seat driving
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Old 10-18-2014, 04:43 PM   #35329
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back seat driving = there's a hot thought
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Old 10-18-2014, 04:46 PM   #35330
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There's a hot thought = walking on searing coals
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Old 10-18-2014, 04:47 PM   #35331
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walking on searing coals = hot feet
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Old 10-18-2014, 06:48 PM   #35332
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hot feet = cold heart
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:25 PM   #35333
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Cold heart = warm it up
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:26 PM   #35334
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warm it up = rub something HOT against it!
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:27 PM   #35335
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rub something HOT against it! = use oven mitts
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:28 PM   #35336
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Rub something hot against it = when youre hot youre hot...when youre not youre NOT...
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:31 PM   #35337
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when youre hot youre hot...when youre not youre NOT... = Still should use the oven mitts.
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:33 PM   #35338
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Still should use the oven mitts = unless youre fire marshall bob
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:37 PM   #35339
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unless youre fire marshall bob = in which case the hose would be appropriate
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:38 PM   #35340
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in which case the hose would be appropriate = Said the Generalissimo to his aide-de-camp
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:41 PM   #35341
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Said the Generalissimo to his aide-de-camp = and polish my helmet!
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Old 10-20-2014, 10:28 PM   #35342
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and polish my helmet = You'll shoot your eye out
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Old 10-20-2014, 11:39 PM   #35343
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You'll shoot your eye out = that's why you're born with two
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Old 10-21-2014, 12:42 AM   #35344
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that's why you're born with two = trust me, three's more than you really want.
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trust me, three's more than you really want = Dates with Melissa McCarthy
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Old 10-21-2014, 07:47 PM   #35346
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Dates with Melissa McCarthy = A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
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Old 10-21-2014, 09:02 PM   #35347
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A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing = a Shakespearean metaphor or the governor's speech.
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a Shakespearean metaphor or the governor's speech = A Midelection Night's Dream
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A Midelection Night's Dream = the opposing candidate caught on camera in his horse gimp suit
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The opposing cansidate caught on camera in his horse gimp suit = high hoe silver
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