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Old 01-22-2016, 10:32 PM   #36576
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how in the world did Father Sebastian afford that Jaguar? = rich friendly housewives give much when they receive from Father Sebastian
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Old 01-22-2016, 10:33 PM   #36577
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rich friendly housewives give much when they receive from Father Sebastian= his donation basket runneth over
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Old 01-22-2016, 10:44 PM   #36578
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His donation basket runneth over = thou speaketh about benevolence
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Old 01-22-2016, 11:02 PM   #36579
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Thou speak etch about benevolence= Father Sebastian believes the charitable thing to do is make sure the ladies never do without
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Father Sebastian believes the charitable thing to do is make sure the ladies never do without = Father Sebastian's endeavor to work around neighborhood menstrual synchrony
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Father Sebastian's endeavor to work around neighborhood menstrual synchrony= a congregation that prays together menstruates together
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Old 01-22-2016, 11:29 PM   #36582
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a congregation that prays together menstruates together = pray tell me when the PMS ends
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Old 01-22-2016, 11:32 PM   #36583
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pray tell me when the PMS ends= menopause does have one advantage
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Old 01-23-2016, 01:38 PM   #36584
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menopause does have one advantage = a husband's guide to menopause: keep your mouth shut!
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Old 01-23-2016, 01:40 PM   #36585
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A husbands guide to menopause: keep your mouth shut = survival mode at its fittest
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Old 01-23-2016, 01:47 PM   #36586
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Survival mode at it's fittest= Yes Dear, anytime dear, whatever you want dear
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Yes dear, anytime dear, whatever you want dear = lots of sex
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Old 01-23-2016, 04:12 PM   #36588
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Old 01-24-2016, 02:45 PM   #36589
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promises in the chatroom = a naive newbie's demise
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Old 01-24-2016, 03:51 PM   #36590
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a naive newbie's demise = Where is Dixiechik or JaG?
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Where is Dixiechik or JaG? = Them poor cowboys didnt stand a chance .
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Them poor cowboys didnt stand a chance = ...Dallas's odds going to the Superbowl this year.
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.Dallas's odds going to the Superbowl this year. = better chance of winning the lottery you didnt by a ticket for
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better chance of winning the lottery you didnt buy a ticket for = trying to be a Pokemon trainer
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wonderwoman in the making=a little girl who is allowed to dream
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A little girl who is allowed to dream = hidden within all the m&f women
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Hidden within all the M&F women= A heart and soul, dreams and hopes and the desire to find someone that can make it all come true
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