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Old 01-10-2009, 01:38 AM   #251
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Smitty doesn't know how to count on one hand
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:04 PM   #252
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Dude, can't you play something else besides "Michael Row the Boat Ashore?
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:19 PM   #253
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Dang, you ARE up the creek without one ....
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Old 01-11-2009, 10:01 AM   #254
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JonJon is the most thoughtless human being (or squirrel). He only has friends because he pays them.
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:48 PM   #255
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Kristy doesn't remind me of that Van Halen song "Hot for Teacher"
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:31 PM   #256
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Xan isn't fun to play with at all...
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:44 PM   #257
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Typical girl. Pagirl can't keep up with the guys when talkin sports
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Old 01-12-2009, 08:37 AM   #258
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Xan likes to live dangerously ... taunting PA girl like that !!!
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Old 01-12-2009, 08:51 AM   #259
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Old 01-12-2009, 09:19 AM   #260
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Slapmywrist got the idea for his name from the constant 'attention' he receives at bars when he walks up behind the ladies and pinches them ....
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:23 AM   #261
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Not funny at all..
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:26 AM   #262
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Lacey is probably the most uninteresting person that I have come across in quite some time
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:27 AM   #263
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Shawn is the most straight laced person I've met...never keeps me interested...
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:28 AM   #264
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Shawn is soooo happy about the game yesterday!
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:39 AM   #265
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PA isn't the hottest Steelers fan I've ever met.
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Old 01-12-2009, 01:51 PM   #266
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Jimmy is starting early on his Valentine Day chocolate purchases. However, he doesnt' realize that chocolate can go stale, and in that heat ....
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:20 PM   #267
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JonJon is so damn unfriendly & his avatars are dull & boring!
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:22 PM   #268
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JonJon hand feeds Jimmy chocolate every Friday night.

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Old 01-12-2009, 02:28 PM   #269
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:46 PM   #270
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he's no fun to post with and i'm NOT happy i've met him
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:50 PM   #271
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Dragon lady cheats her hubby with a secret lover.
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:52 PM   #272
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:56 PM   #273
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Shawn dressed as a Madam for Halloween and was offered a permanent job at his local pub as a hostess....
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:58 PM   #274
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Freshly is a man ..but acts like a lady..
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Old 01-12-2009, 03:53 PM   #275
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yaser is running the boston marathon with me this year
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