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Old 10-16-2018, 08:45 AM   #51026
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Old 10-16-2018, 07:40 PM   #51027
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She does her toes with Sharpies.
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Old 10-16-2018, 08:07 PM   #51028
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Old 10-16-2018, 08:26 PM   #51029
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:14 PM   #51030
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He's propping up that nipple with his hand and saying "boing boing boing!"
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:15 PM   #51031
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He's jealous that he covered his man boobs in his av
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:17 PM   #51032
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She tried to cover my man boobs in glitter but then discovered I don't have man boobs.
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:18 PM   #51033
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That was a devastating moment.
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:30 PM   #51034
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She used my body as a canvas for a sand painting, only the sand was glitter.
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:36 AM   #51035
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He's one of the teletubbies
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Old 10-17-2018, 05:49 AM   #51036
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She hates live bands
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Old 10-17-2018, 08:06 AM   #51037
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He doesnít know how to swim, and has to wear water wings!
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Old 10-17-2018, 10:39 AM   #51038
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She switched shifts with her lifeguard coworker so she could watch him paddle around.
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Old 10-17-2018, 11:29 AM   #51039
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To my knowledge..he's never robbed anything?
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Old 10-17-2018, 11:41 AM   #51040
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His name is actually Burnice but he mistyped the registration form.
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Old 10-17-2018, 12:54 PM   #51041
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He wears a pink wig to bed.
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Old 10-17-2018, 12:58 PM   #51042
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She aint sexy at all
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Old 10-17-2018, 01:38 PM   #51043
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He hates the C word.
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Old 10-17-2018, 01:42 PM   #51044
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She puts on a pink wig too and calls herself Jem, then asks me if I have a drumstick.
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Old 10-17-2018, 04:48 PM   #51045
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Old 10-17-2018, 04:56 PM   #51046
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Old 10-17-2018, 04:56 PM   #51047
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Old 10-17-2018, 06:03 PM   #51048
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He licks electrical outlets for shock value!
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Old 10-17-2018, 07:58 PM   #51049
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Old 10-17-2018, 08:08 PM   #51050
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