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Old 12-17-2008, 07:03 PM   #76
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:05 PM   #77
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Thats actually true yaser.. its a lie thread remember?
Shawn uses his head when making love..
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:08 PM   #78
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:21 PM   #79
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:32 PM   #80
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:10 AM   #81
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:11 AM   #82
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Shawn may think he's a funny sarcastic guy but in all honesty we all just tell him that to stroke his ego.
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:18 AM   #83
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She wears a striped suit with tail and ears to bed every night. And dreams of Pooh and Christopher Robin

Oh .. that's TiGGER ... My Bad ...
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:23 AM   #84
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She wears a striped suit with tail and ears to bed every night. And dreams of Pooh and Christopher Robin

Oh .. that's TiGGER ... My Bad ...
and just what makes you think that is a lie

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Old 12-18-2008, 09:24 AM   #85
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JonJon takes sick pleasure in playing the "caganer" in nativity scenes at all local area churches.
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:26 AM   #86
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Hummm have to do another one now ...

She also sleeps with a Piglet Doll and says OH MY an aweful lot ...
Lions and tiglets and bears, OH MY !!
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:28 AM   #87
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JM changed his name to Smith just so Angelina Jolie would notice him. Oh, and he has a cool room full of guns too ....
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:30 AM   #88
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:31 AM   #89
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Jon is such a bore and nothing wise ever crosses his lips!!
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:36 AM   #91
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:25 AM   #92
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jm was once accused but unsuccessfully tried and subsequently acquitted on charges of being humorous!

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Old 12-18-2008, 11:35 AM   #93
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Sandy could never get to know the gals here very well...every time they asked him to PM he thought they meant premenstral and stayed very, very far away.
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:40 AM   #94
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Tiglet holds wild sexy nights at her house along with her cousin Piglet a all the others from the 100 acre woods.
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:58 PM   #95
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Old 12-18-2008, 01:58 PM   #96
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Old 12-18-2008, 02:01 PM   #97
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Old 12-18-2008, 02:02 PM   #98
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Jon is correct. Piglet has caught my eye and along with Christpher Robin we plan on seducing Kanga at the next party.
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