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Old 09-24-2009, 04:58 PM   #1251
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He's sitting in his truck right now with a disco ball hanging from his rear view mirror and listening to "It's Raining Men" and singing at the top of his lungs! WOOHOO!
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:03 PM   #1252
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she's drifting in the atlantic....and the sharks don't even want her
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:37 PM   #1253
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He dreams about me, and then records his dreams the next morning in a journal, sprinkles cologne on it, and sends me the updated pages each month.
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:42 PM   #1254
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she begs me to mail myself instead of the pages....daily
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:12 PM   #1255
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He has 3 balls.... all extremely hairy!
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:16 PM   #1256
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She's a democrat. Finally. I converted her. She listened to my reasons and now has an Obama bumper sticker on her car.
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:22 PM   #1257
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She's right!! I finally did it....someone shoot me!
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:40 PM   #1258
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He has 3 balls.... all extremely hairy!

Peeping tom!!!...or is it peeping lady???..hmmm
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:44 PM   #1259
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He doesn't have a clue what to do with that rod
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:46 PM   #1260
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she lost her dress
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:51 PM   #1261
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not sure....but i've heard she eats mice and licks herself
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:00 PM   #1262
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Those waders are pink...hence the B&W photo
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:06 PM   #1263
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she wants something pink....should have something pink...does not ..hence the b/w photo
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:08 PM   #1264
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He did NOT make me laugh with that post
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:11 PM   #1265
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she is wearing her prom outfit
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:12 PM   #1266
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:13 PM   #1267
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:14 PM   #1268
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Old 09-25-2009, 03:18 AM   #1269
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:05 AM   #1270
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Oscar makes his living running a whore house.. He is known all over the United States and Canada. He has the best whores money can buy.....His friends call him the luckiest man in the world and his license plates on his Harley reads........... NO MUFF TOO TOUGH.........
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:38 AM   #1271
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Oscar makes his living running a whore house.. He is known all over the United States and Canada. He has the best whores money can buy.....His friends call him the luckiest man in the world and his license plates on his Harley reads........... NO MUFF TOO TOUGH.........
i don't know first hand....but rumor here is that Fav works in this house of ill repute...and i'm sure her muff is not to tough!!!!
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Old 09-25-2009, 09:05 AM   #1272
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He is what his picture shows, an ass!
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Old 09-25-2009, 09:08 AM   #1273
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she is what her name suggests too...a Wilted rose in an dry vase!!!..matched with her dry humor
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Old 09-25-2009, 09:12 AM   #1274
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He murdered his last wife and just claims she's still alive online from his prison cell
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Old 09-25-2009, 09:15 AM   #1275
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she really didnt,,,,she is a nun, just reaching out to the world
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