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Old 01-31-2021, 12:24 AM   #34026
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Old 01-31-2021, 11:54 PM   #34027
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Thought about some friends here so popped in to check on them.
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Old 02-01-2021, 10:21 AM   #34028
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Binge watched like 2 seasons of Sex in the City this weekend.
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Old 02-01-2021, 11:27 AM   #34029
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I looked at Scoobetina's profile and for a moment I thought my vision had gone seriously wrong...
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Old 02-02-2021, 03:38 PM   #34030
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As much fun as it's been i really gotta go do some work.
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Old 02-02-2021, 05:24 PM   #34031
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have been neglecting my private blog... but it's almost time...
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Old 02-03-2021, 02:26 PM   #34032
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Old 02-08-2021, 03:13 PM   #34033
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I'm pretty checked out
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Old 02-09-2021, 07:58 AM   #34034
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...am taking things as they're lobbed at me..
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Old 02-12-2021, 09:57 PM   #34035
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shouldn't be surprised that he's passed out before 9, yet here I am.
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Old 02-12-2021, 11:34 PM   #34036
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did exactly what I said I wouldn't.. ugghh
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Old 02-13-2021, 11:48 AM   #34037
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Rather disappointed after my car left me stranded 35 km from home.
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Old 02-16-2021, 01:45 PM   #34038
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Am hurt
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Old 02-16-2021, 02:38 PM   #34039
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Old 02-16-2021, 09:22 PM   #34040
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Should have had more restraint.
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Old 02-17-2021, 04:27 AM   #34041
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...need to stop turning anything and everything into the opportunity for a sexual fantasy
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Old 02-17-2021, 05:27 AM   #34042
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Old 02-17-2021, 07:10 AM   #34043
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Quit my job. And went fuckit on my entire situation. Then received a call that changed my mood and activated self care and self love mode.

Preparing for the change i need. And for a life changing opportunity.
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Old 02-17-2021, 11:22 AM   #34044
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Old 02-17-2021, 11:58 AM   #34045
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One has to make the choice to close one door thats was holding you back to allow another door to open with a better path for you.

Those choices often lead to great self discovery and expansion of who you were ment to be.
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Old 02-17-2021, 04:44 PM   #34046
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am growing weary of this ugghh
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Old 02-17-2021, 07:27 PM   #34047
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Old 02-17-2021, 08:01 PM   #34048
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am going to go ahead and try making this weight watchers cheesecake. no guarantees tho
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Old 02-22-2021, 07:01 PM   #34049
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Old 02-22-2021, 09:26 PM   #34050
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