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Old 01-12-2017, 11:36 PM   #626
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A dude in Orange County California. Simply the most childish asshole one could meet. They say in the world of assholes, there is a king asshole and that king asshole only has one supreme commanding asshole who is considered a five star asshole. Thus when you get into five star assholes, you've met one that can fit an entire train up his ass and still have room for a skyscraper or two.

Therefore, I conclude, there are assholes everywhere but there can only be one biggest asshole ever.
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Old 01-13-2017, 10:04 AM   #627
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There is a new one on the horizon... you know who...
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Old 01-13-2017, 09:45 PM   #628
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My wife has been trying really hard, to fill this position.
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Old 01-13-2017, 09:57 PM   #629
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The one putting up fake pics of themselves shame on you for deceiving others. Nothing worse than an asshole liar.
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Old 01-13-2017, 10:18 PM   #630
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My wife has been trying really hard, to fill this position.
Hey can my husband come stay with her ... maybe they can succeed together at this .
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Old 01-13-2017, 11:40 PM   #631
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Today it's my brother, in a loving way, but he's still an asshole.
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Old 01-18-2017, 02:38 PM   #632
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Old 01-18-2017, 02:38 PM   #633
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:46 PM   #634
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The garage guy who can't seem to figure out how to put the damn lid on the plastic can so it blows down the street. You damn asshole slam it on.
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:54 PM   #635
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My ex tonight....trying to give me less money to pay his own bills.
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Old 03-17-2017, 10:30 PM   #636
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no one worth naming ... they know and they know why also
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Old 03-17-2017, 11:25 PM   #637
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Old 03-17-2017, 11:49 PM   #638
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Old 03-24-2017, 09:57 PM   #639
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A relative thinking he was getting an inheritance fat chance MFing you asshole.
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Old 03-24-2017, 10:05 PM   #640
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His niece but this can change to my sister in law who I do love, but bad mouth my dad and you will be shit to me....I will confront her hear her side...what she said was rude and down right off limits if she said it..If what I heard from someone is true she will be #1 asshole in my book...We shall see how this turns out..
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ask around it is me lately ... but like i care
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NO you are NOT! Stop it or I will slap that ass
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I am trying to figure out the punishment in that .. wait i know your a chic summon up a man do that and your on
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No worries Dix has a list we will take care of you and your assets
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Girl tell them to include an 8x10 glossy with their resumes
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Old 03-24-2017, 10:57 PM   #647
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