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Old 01-30-2006, 10:20 AM   #1
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Since there has been so muchado regarding "hijacking" of threads, I thought I would start a thread whose multiple purposes include only one purpose, which is no purpose. Feel free to hijack as much as you want...you can also partake in the following without being criticized...

1. Use of emoticons...especially this little guy...
2. Abbreviations and internet lingo are not only allowed, they are encouraged
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4. The word "help" - A word that should never be discouraged.
5. Smoking is allowed - Just please use the air filters...hate secondhand smoke...
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Basically, anything that is condemned elsewhere, post here!!! The only thing frowned upon on this thread is that damn soapbox!!!
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:23 AM   #2
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awwwwwwwwww now that is no fun barkiss , no soap box


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Old 01-30-2006, 10:27 AM   #3
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Oh, I think this a perfect place for a soapbox!! One can blow off steam here and not care who the hell is offended!


Can we be pefectly politically incorrect as well Barksy?? Pretty please?
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Is it because of general chit chat we have had lately! I thought we could chat to the women LOL, seems we musnt take up more than one thread ok so
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hijacking here is the soapbox smoking I cant find but Im sure there is a smiley somewhere but not allowed to use it I have been told...ooops becareful dave may get blocked bye
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:28 AM   #5
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Oh, I think this a perfect place for a soapbox!! One can blow off steam here and not care who the hell is offended!


Can we be pefectly politically incorrect as well Barksy?? Pretty please?

just go for it jazzy he said all is ok apart from the soapbox and i think the soapbox should be allowede god i am that short i need to stand on it
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Oh, I think this a perfect place for a soapbox!! One can blow off steam here and not care who the hell is offended!


Can we be pefectly politically incorrect as well Barksy?? Pretty please?
Absolutely...politically incorrectness should be smiled upon, along with gender and sexual discrimination...whatever....

And you are right...bring out the soapbox...perfect thread for that...

Now...want to hijack this??
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Thanks sis. I think I'll take an opportunity to hike my post count as well, since it seems to be so flippin' important to some around here!

I could never figure out why that is either! Is there some sort of prize for the most posts??


Okay, here's my gratuitous, totally lame and abusive use of a smiley...
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Absolutely...politically incorrectness should be smiled upon, along with gender and sexual discrimination...whatever....

And you are right...bring out the soapbox...perfect thread for that...

Now...want to hijack this??
oops just fell of the soapbox and cracked a finger, wheres me hammer the soapbox makes good kindling, I could do with a fire Im cold
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oops just fell of the soapbox and cracked a finger, wheres me hammer the soapbox makes good kindling, I could do with a fire Im cold


leave that soapbox alone i need it to stand on and jazzy needs it you bad boy
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...and will be the first and the last time you'll see that from me!





..it wasn't even that fun either...
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Thanks Kitten, but Dave doesn't have a hope in hell of getting near my soapbox. He mistakenly chopped up and old chair from the dungeon!




You can borrow mine!
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Thanks Kitten, but Dave doesn't have a hope in hell of getting near my soapbox. He mistakenly chopped up and old chair from the dungeon!




You can borrow mine!

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leave that soapbox alone i need it to stand on and jazzy needs it you bad boy

Theres only one good thing for a soapbox, ( dont call the firebrigade!)
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Thanks sis. I think I'll take an opportunity to hike my post count as well, since it seems to be so flippin' important to some around here!

I could never figure out why that is either! Is there some sort of prize for the most posts??


Okay, here's my gratuitous, totally lame and abusive use of a smiley...
So why such a battle to be in the top 5? j/k
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1,000,000,000 threads a free blow job for the boys! dont know what prizes for the women! Can only guess
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1,000,000,000 threads a free blow job for the boys! dont know what prizes for the women! Can only guess
OK...let's put math to this proposition...

I'm averaging 18 posts a day, which calculates to 4770 posts per year. At this rate, I should be at the ripe old age of 245 years old....Yeah...I think I'll go for it...
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OK...let's put math to this proposition...

I'm averaging 18 posts a day, which calculates to 4770 posts per year. At this rate, I should be at the ripe old age of 245 years old....Yeah...I think I'll go for it...
Even I wont do it, but its worth trying....
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I have no idea Barksy?! That's what I've been wondering from day one! I reply when I have something to say, and skip it if I don't, but I'm not going to fill up posts just sticking a damn smiley in! What a copout!
Well, except here.
Go ahead you post pigs! Go wild! hey! why not put one smiley on each post for abour three pages? That'll get the numbers up!
But someone has to tell me one day...why the hell does it matter??? geesh!
Okay, I'm going to curl up on my and watch what happens to this poor thread...
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Good point, right after we've gone down so many bunny trails that no one knows the original topic of the thread!!



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