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Old 12-02-2016, 10:58 PM   #4201
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How long 'til this heals??
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Old 01-01-2017, 05:09 PM   #4202
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They thought for certain they had hijacked a truck load of cigarettes and instead, cases of Chinese-made vibrating sex toys. And so they peddle their wares hoping someone will buy them.

They forgot to do one thing, and one thing only! They did not hijack the truck containing batteries. Oh the humanities!
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Old 01-05-2017, 05:02 AM   #4203
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It's getting to be eye rolling kinda time!

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Old 01-13-2017, 09:03 AM   #4204
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There is of course the story of "The Three Pigs". That, however, focuses entirely on fear and intimidation unless you're a wolf. Now the wolf has issues with the third pig which is easily remedied by the use of a backloader. But alas the poor wolf had some issues as they would not let a wolf have a backloader.

The wolf, being a clever and resourceful creature, thought, "Perchance I can ring up a backloader operator and retain his services?" Try as he might, the wolf had another problem: he had no telephone with which to ring up the backloader operator.

Then he came up with a brilliant plan: "The pigs have to get hungry. Sooner or later they'll run out of food and need to exit that structure. I'll just have to wait outside."

The wolf waited outside for several days, growing hungrier and hungrier.

He hadn't counted on the fact that the brick home had a back door.
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Old 02-21-2017, 09:18 AM   #4205
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will we need spell check in 2030 or will we all be better educated by then?
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Old 02-21-2017, 02:34 PM   #4206
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Watching the comments on a live youtube feed seriously makes me question the education and intelligence level of those surfing the interwebs
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Old 02-21-2017, 02:47 PM   #4207
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I just gave ^^her^^ a cyber wedgie
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