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Old 01-30-2006, 12:48 PM   #51
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Great! First a dog, then a goose, then a rooster, then a rabbit and now a cat??? You girls really can't make up your mind...
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Great! First a dog, then a goose, then a rooster, then a rabbit and now a cat??? You girls really can't make up your mind...
This Tom is after pussy meow meow meow
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Old 01-30-2006, 12:54 PM   #56
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well you cant have barkiss he is spoken for

i think you need newtered dave
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Old 01-30-2006, 12:55 PM   #57
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i think you need newtered dave
No no I,ll just be a lapcat, still you can still stroke me LOL, meow
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Great! First a dog, then a goose, then a rooster, then a rabbit and now a cat??? You girls really can't make up your mind...
Just think, though, barks -- if you WERE a pussy, it sure would make it a lot easier to get dates on Saturday night.
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Just think, though, barks -- if you WERE a pussy, it sure would make it a lot easier to get dates on Saturday night.
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Just think, though, barks -- if you WERE a pussy, it sure would make it a lot easier to get dates on Saturday night.

Hell...I would never leave bed...
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That was sweet...until you laughed at the end!!!!!
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Old 01-30-2006, 01:02 PM   #63
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That was sweet...until you laughed at the end!!!!!
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Ok...much better..
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1. Barkiss does not have problems expressing affection in public.



2. Barkiss misses you when you're gone.

3. Barkiss feels guilty when done something wrong.

4. Barkiss admitts being jealous.

5. Barkiss is very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Barkiss does play games with you-except fetch (and he never laughs at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

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10. Barkiss understands what "no" means. 11. Barkiss means it when he kisses you.
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Very good Dave...see what a great person I am
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Very good Dave...see what a great person I am

carefull now barkiss dont want you getting big headed
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Yeah.........................
  1. Does your Barkiss know the spelling, Latin root and French translation of the word "walk," yet is able to grasp the meaning of the word "come"?
  2. Does your Barkiss immediately leap on a cat, bunny rabbit, or child upon hearing the words "Don't worry he LOVES cats, bunny rabbits and children"?
  3. Is Barkiss shameless, graceless, without dignity and extremely in touch with his inner puppy?
  4. Does he wake you up in the middle of the night to warn you of the dangers of a kitchen chair, then sleep through the theft of all your valuable possessions?
  5. Does he develop a tragic and profound deafness at the sound of "It's time to go home," yet possess bionic hearing at the sound of a can opener?

    If you answered "yes" to most of these questions.
Relax, your Barkiss is normal

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carefull now barkiss dont want you getting big headed
that is absolutely something I've never been accused of.. at least where it counts
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Now what head are we talking about here!!!!!
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But do we need them now, now we have this thread, looks like the soapboxs have gone where the Titanic went..LOL
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