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Old 08-30-2012, 09:35 AM   #1
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:47 AM   #3
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:50 AM   #4
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:51 AM   #5
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Old 08-30-2012, 10:51 AM   #6
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Old 08-30-2012, 11:48 AM   #7
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Has held a beating human heart in my hands (gloved and sterile hands)... pretty cool.
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Old 08-30-2012, 11:57 AM   #8
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Old 08-30-2012, 12:04 PM   #9
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Old 08-30-2012, 12:05 PM   #10
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Youre welcome to that one Flirt...ewwwwwwwww!!!
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Old 08-30-2012, 12:08 PM   #11
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Depends on what you mean by "planted".
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Old 08-30-2012, 12:09 PM   #12
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Depends on what you mean by "planted".
Y cut on chest cavity, organs exposed and I tripped right into the thing, face first.
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Old 08-30-2012, 12:10 PM   #13
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...a dog's, no gloves and not sterile
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has had a furious transexual throw a telephone (back when they had cords attached to them) at her in the middle of the night because she was jonesing for her Premarin prescription that had no refills left on it.
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Old 08-30-2012, 12:55 PM   #15
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First of all, it wasn't THAT late at night and second, SHHHH, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that after I apologized for my rude behavior.
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:33 PM   #16
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:39 PM   #17
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Close....ours threw the empty vial at me.
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Old 08-30-2012, 01:47 PM   #19
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