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Old 08-21-2015, 09:24 PM   #1
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Who is the Biggest asshole you know?

I vote Ice cuz he ain't here when I log on!!


No more voting on members please. Dixie will get you in trouble. The Polls are Officially closed.
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:28 PM   #2
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:29 PM   #3
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:34 PM   #4
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The runaway winner is.....Tom!
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:36 PM   #5
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:36 PM   #6
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:38 PM   #7
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:39 PM   #8
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:52 PM   #9
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I know too many to name just one.
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:54 PM   #10
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:59 PM   #11
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My feelings are hurt ....
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:09 PM   #12
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Dix...really made an asshole thread! I love her!
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:09 PM   #13
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Old 08-21-2015, 11:31 PM   #14
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That handsome dude in the mirror. What a jerk.
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Old 08-22-2015, 01:09 AM   #15
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Old 08-22-2015, 01:14 AM   #16
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My former boss, who got me my job is now working for one of my contractors. He comes into my office daily trying to sidestep the contract. Completely devastating my opinion of him. He is now just an asshole trying to use our past as leverage. I am actually embarrassed for him.
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Old 08-22-2015, 01:25 AM   #17
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Who is the Biggest asshole you know?

I vote Ice cuz he ain't here when I log on!!
I could kill you for this thread.
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Old 08-22-2015, 02:50 AM   #18
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Dix..because she always takes her boob pics down before I get the chance to see the freakin' things!
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Old 08-22-2015, 03:05 AM   #19
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Because guys feel they need to own the picture by quoting it in order to say nice tits dixs..

you don't need a picture of her tits to tell her which tits you particularly like. She know what her tits look like....even her cousins know

Ice..you are in charge of telling guys to stop quoting boob shots in future. I will prove to people you are not useless.
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Really guys I will take this chance.

Don't be ASSHOLES and quote women posting pictures of their boobs. They know you can save it on your pc, they think its a little pervy but no harm can come from it or if it ever does we'll ban them.

Just don't take control of their bodies off them or you will get nothing.
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Old 08-22-2015, 03:22 AM   #21
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