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Old 08-22-2015, 05:31 PM   #51
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and the biggest asshole of all ...that woman who took the last in my size of that dress I wanted to buy
You can borrow one of my shirts instead.
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Old 08-22-2015, 05:33 PM   #52
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the bitch who tried to steal my car park at the shopping centre... I showed her
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Old 08-22-2015, 05:46 PM   #53
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Oh boy.. there's two in particular, but I'm certain they're fully aware.
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Old 08-22-2015, 06:30 PM   #54
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Probably myself but only very occasionally
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Old 08-22-2015, 07:24 PM   #55
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Everybody's an asshole...oh...wait...maybe that's everybody HAS an asshole. Now I'm confused.
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Old 08-22-2015, 09:19 PM   #56
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I am sure the same ones that think i am bitch ... it is a mutual understanding i do believe .
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Old 08-22-2015, 09:24 PM   #57
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Old 08-22-2015, 11:20 PM   #58
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Old 08-23-2015, 03:17 AM   #59
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Ice..you are in charge of telling guys to stop quoting boob shots in future. I will prove to people you are not useless.

Guys..stop quoting boob pics.

There..I feel useful now.

Seriously though...why not get the Admins to disable the "save image as" function so its impossible to copy the pics? Just a suggestion?
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:18 AM   #60
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asshole-ness is such a fleeting thing, isn't it? Once you get to know them they either become run-of-the-mill dicks or they're facing life without parole.
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:39 AM   #61
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Guys..stop quoting boob pics.

There..I feel useful now.

Seriously though...why not get the Admins to disable the "save image as" function so its impossible to copy the pics? Just a suggestion?
slow down slow down I don't work at NASA. So by putting you in charge the first thing you did was give me work.

This backfired....where is Caddie ?
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:42 AM   #62
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I lost my admin password and am too scared to tell Lena it happened again.
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Old 08-23-2015, 04:45 AM   #63
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I lost my admin password and am too scared to tell Lena it happened again.
No prob. I asked around and a bunch of people emailed it to me. I sent it to you by pm. Starts with 'password', ends with '123'.
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Old 08-23-2015, 05:11 AM   #64
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No prob. I asked around and a bunch of people emailed it to me. I sent it to you by pm. Starts with 'password', ends with '123'.
thanks...when you log in it just turns into green code. We call it jacking in. I'll show you the byproduct when I jack off. I mean off. Out! still getting the hang of the lingo sorry.
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Old 08-23-2015, 05:26 PM   #65
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You said it, and your post wasn't deleted. I hope it felt good getting it off your chest?
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Old 08-23-2015, 05:33 PM   #67
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What does a woman do with her asshole 15 minutes before fantastic sex?

Drops him off at the golf course.
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What does a woman do with her asshole 15 minutes before fantastic sex?

Drops him off at the golf course.
now that is funny sarge
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I have a shocking revelation I am .... Seriously this has been explained ... you cant dispute facts
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Old 08-24-2015, 08:40 AM   #72
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This is a trick question....
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Now would they do that
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I don't know him personally, but I have issues with that Guy Fieri chap.
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