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Old 12-17-2006, 11:47 AM   #26
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have I ever told you how much I lust drunk women
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Old 12-17-2006, 11:49 AM   #27
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Well I drank about a 5th of Segrams 7 last night....and got a killer headache....wanna teach me????
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Old 12-17-2006, 12:06 PM   #28
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I've never gotten drunk while cybering but I'm willing to try....and if you drunk that seagrams straight while playing strip poker.....I think we could avoid the hang over bit
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Old 12-17-2006, 12:09 PM   #29
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I've never gotten drunk while cybering but I'm willing to try....and if you drunk that seagrams straight while playing strip poker.....I think we could avoid the hang over bit



Oh I am good at poker you'd be naked before me!!!!!!!
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Old 12-17-2006, 12:31 PM   #30
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My pet peve is really trival this morning....why is it that you have to get a headache when you drank the night before?????
I took some advil before I went to bed last night to try and prevent it...grrrrr I dont drink often....
Why me????????? LOL
I have some sprayology for that It is better and homeo;athic you spray it under your tongue and it goes right ilnto your bloodstream,it doesn't pass thru the digestive system where it can be absorbed
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Old 12-17-2006, 12:38 PM   #31
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what is sprayology......it sounds like something a religious freak does when he's shouting his facts at you...or a religion started up by a penis
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Old 12-17-2006, 12:46 PM   #32
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It is basically an organic spray remedy that is sprayed under your tongue and goes right into yourbloodstream,I have to try recomending it at my new reflexology job.they have it for colds,sleep,labido,etc.
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Old 12-17-2006, 12:50 PM   #33
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what are its contents made up of?
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It is basically an organic spray remedy that is sprayed under your tongue and goes right into yourbloodstream,I have to try recomending it at my new reflexology job.they have it for colds,sleep,labido,etc.
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:23 PM   #34
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what are its contents made up of?
for ex. in the spray for insomnia -avena 1x chamomila 1x, humulus 3x,passiflfora 1x,coffea eruda 200c,valeriana 1x,cypripedium 3x,aqilegia 1x zinc met 12x,.kah phos 12x
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well that threw me off
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Old 01-12-2008, 10:08 PM   #36
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people who go the the express checkout with 30 items when the sign says 20...lazy, unable to read, fucking nitwits!
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Old 01-12-2008, 10:09 PM   #37
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People who count how many items I'm sending through the checkout



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Old 01-12-2008, 10:11 PM   #38
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:43 AM   #40
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People that come to me and say "hey, I'm having a problem with my computer." Then when I ask if they have done anything at all to fix it they respond with "no, that's why I came to you."

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People who dont use their turn signals or cut in front of me while driving barely missing my car!
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lets see, for starters, not turning off lights when you leave the room, not screwing the caps all the way on anything, hitting the snooze button more than once (nearly every day),
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Hate this one myself...
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