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Old 08-27-2008, 09:02 PM   #1
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How about a new game? Here goes, see if ya like it. Someone starts a statement, question, etc. and the next person fills in the blank and then they start an incomplete sentence and let the next person finishes and so on.




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Old 08-27-2008, 09:11 PM   #2
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How about a new game? Here goes, see if ya like it. Someone starts a statement, question, etc. and the next person fills in the blank and then they start an incomplete sentence and let the next person finishes and so on.




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... gotten caught masturbating by one of your parents?







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Old 08-27-2008, 09:30 PM   #3
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:34 PM   #4
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:37 PM   #5
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:10 PM   #6
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What time do we get to hook up?

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Old 08-27-2008, 10:11 PM   #7
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:12 PM   #8
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:14 PM   #9
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...not always passing over my answers?

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Old 08-27-2008, 10:19 PM   #10
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:21 PM   #11
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do you need to have some wild and crazy sex????

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Old 08-27-2008, 11:24 PM   #12
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how come he always watches the same dvd over and over again??

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Old 08-27-2008, 11:42 PM   #13
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:55 PM   #14
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Old 08-28-2008, 03:07 AM   #16
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:57 AM   #17
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