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Old 08-28-2008, 11:33 AM   #26
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sweet rain running into my mouth.

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Old 08-28-2008, 11:37 AM   #27
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Old 08-28-2008, 11:40 AM   #28
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soft, wet ground...exploring one anothers bodies.

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Old 08-28-2008, 11:41 AM   #29
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of our mouths touching one another

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Old 08-28-2008, 12:24 PM   #30
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under the moonlight...[/quote]


Meeting each others desires and wants,

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Old 08-28-2008, 12:26 PM   #31
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Old 08-28-2008, 12:28 PM   #32
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to believe in this fantasy

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Old 08-28-2008, 12:49 PM   #33
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...pressed against mine.

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Old 08-28-2008, 01:03 PM   #34
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:12 PM   #35
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:15 PM   #36
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crisp night sky

heating up...
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:17 PM   #37
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:29 PM   #39
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Touching the. . .
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...lips of my lover

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So where do we go from here

Do we only have
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i want to have years of enjoyment
that way you can
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:45 PM   #45
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that way you can really hit the g-spot

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And I could pay you back later.

The ice is cold in
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:15 PM   #47
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the ice is cold in my mouth as i run it over your nipples

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Old 08-28-2008, 08:17 PM   #48
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the ice is cold in my mouth as i run it over your nipples

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Old 08-28-2008, 08:20 PM   #49
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can you help me get my gym gear off...

i feel your

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Old 08-28-2008, 11:58 PM   #50
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