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Old 10-22-2014, 12:38 PM   #1
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...what better than a little scare eh?

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Old 10-22-2014, 12:41 PM   #2
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Old 10-22-2014, 12:58 PM   #6
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Apart from the black ectoplasm type stuff...she's hot!
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Omgosh, thank you, I so needed to laugh like that today!!!

My best prank was when I scared my sister years ago. She has a thing about eyeballs....they creep her out. Even the toys, tv and movies where something happens to someone's eye, etc. She can't even think about wearing contact lenses. When our dad had eye surgery a few years ago, even though she is less than 5 minutes away from him I had to drive 25 minutes one way 4 times a day to put drops in his eyes.
So one night a bunch of us are sitting around the fire, doing the add on ghost story thing, where one persons starts and says a few lines, then the next takes over....I called a time out and went in the house, peeled some grapes and kept them in my hand. When it was my turn next I turned it into something about stabbing people in the eye and threw the grapes at her...one landed on her neck and slid down and she freaked out, screamed, fell and broke her chair and ran.
To this day she keeps me reminding me about paybacks, but so far so good.
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Old 10-22-2014, 01:09 PM   #8
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Omgosh, thank you, I so needed to laugh like that today!!!

My best prank was when I scared my sister years ago. She has a thing about eyeballs....they creep her out. Even the toys, tv and movies where something happens to someone's eye, etc. She can't even think about wearing contact lenses. When our dad had eye surgery a few years ago, even though she is less than 5 minutes away from him I had to drive 25 minutes one way 4 times a day to put drops in his eyes.
So one night a bunch of us are sitting around the fire, doing the add on ghost story thing, where one persons starts and says a few lines, then the next takes over....I called a time out and went in the house, peeled some grapes and kept them in my hand. When it was my turn next I turned it into something about stabbing people in the eye and threw the grapes at her...one landed on her neck and slid down and she freaked out, screamed, fell and broke her chair and ran.
To this day she keeps me reminding me about paybacks, but so far so good.

we need to keep an "eye" on this one ^
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Old 10-22-2014, 02:32 PM   #9
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If you want to scare someone a lot, tell him /her you saw a rat in their basement. If you only want to scare them a little, say it was a mouse. If you don't want to scare them at all, say it was a chipmunk.
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If you want to scare someone a lot, tell him /her you saw a rat in their basement. If you only want to scare them a little, say it was a mouse. If you don't want to scare them at all, say it was a chipmunk.

or tell them Cotties is having cyber sex with their teenage daughter
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or tell them Cotties is having cyber sex with their teenage daughter
What a snoop you are, just like that old lady next door.
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