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Old 12-02-2018, 11:46 PM   #5326
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1. Pessimistic people who try to bring you down when you share good news.
2. The sound of my alarm, especially on a Monday morning!
3. Not being able to go to the gym. Doctors orders. Ugh
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Old 12-04-2018, 09:26 AM   #5327
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1. TV timeouts during sporting events
2. Waking up at 4am and not being able to fall back asleep
3. Dr Oz and Dr Phil- both allowed greed to compromise their professionalism
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Old 12-04-2018, 08:48 PM   #5328
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Old 12-04-2018, 10:29 PM   #5329
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:29 PM   #5330
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Old 12-06-2018, 03:04 AM   #5331
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Long commercial breaks
Needing to pee while on a long road trip
ice on any road
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Old 12-06-2018, 10:29 AM   #5332
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Old 12-06-2018, 07:50 PM   #5333
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:43 PM   #5334
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judgmental people

closed minds

rudeness of any kind
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:23 PM   #5335
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The mirrors on my motorcycle I can't see shit
Winter can't stand it
His bandana's on every door knob grrrrrrr
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Old 12-08-2018, 11:57 AM   #5336
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cold and raining outside
people who itinually are mean
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Old 12-08-2018, 03:29 PM   #5337
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Old 12-08-2018, 09:15 PM   #5338
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people standing in line at a register and talking on their phone..
meatballs
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Old 12-08-2018, 09:20 PM   #5339
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People who have paid and gotten their change, then talk to the cashier about their dog/the weather/Aunt Millie's goiter while I'm waiting to buy one bottle of ibuprofen and get the hell back on the road.


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Old 12-09-2018, 08:59 AM   #5340
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People that assume without knowing the facts
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Old 12-09-2018, 10:04 AM   #5341
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Old 12-09-2018, 12:45 PM   #5342
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Cabinets/Drawers being left open or ajar
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Old 12-09-2018, 01:28 PM   #5343
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Changing the kitty litter
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True story, my cat only talks to me when she needs her box changed.


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Old 12-09-2018, 02:43 PM   #5344
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[quote=msu;6451686]True story, my cat only talks to me when she needs her box changed.

If I could post pics I would show the one of mine this morning... If looks could kill... I'd be dead...
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Old 12-09-2018, 04:33 PM   #5345
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not being able to read minds...
not being filthy rich...
not having sex on at least a semi-regular basis..
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Old 12-10-2018, 08:08 AM   #5346
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not getting enough sleep
waking with a killer headache
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Old 12-10-2018, 12:00 PM   #5347
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Old 12-10-2018, 12:11 PM   #5348
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Meetings scheduled with no agenda
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Old 12-10-2018, 05:17 PM   #5349
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