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Old 12-06-2018, 08:36 AM   #4026
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Ugh...you didn't shower did you?
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Old 12-06-2018, 10:36 AM   #4027
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Blueberry muffin!
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Old 12-06-2018, 11:10 AM   #4028
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Just like a candy cane.
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Old 12-06-2018, 11:49 AM   #4029
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Long and slow
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:43 AM   #4030
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Double chocolate fudge brownie
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Old 12-07-2018, 10:22 AM   #4031
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Yum, that must be the strawberries and whipped cream from last night's little, ummm, adventures.
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:59 AM   #4032
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Sweet butter cream with just the right amount of saltiness
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Old 12-07-2018, 12:10 PM   #4033
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Strawberries and cream
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Old 12-07-2018, 02:09 PM   #4034
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Mmmm... warm, sweet and salty!
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Old 12-07-2018, 04:18 PM   #4035
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hmm. I think I preferred the fur.
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Old 12-07-2018, 06:10 PM   #4036
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a dill pickle with extra garlic
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:07 PM   #4037
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You just like to lick my pickle. It's ok. Your rose is tasty too.
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:25 PM   #4038
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A mouthful of peanut brittle
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:39 PM   #4039
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ooohhh, I wish...
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Old 12-07-2018, 08:40 PM   #4040
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Old 12-08-2018, 01:25 AM   #4041
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Seems bratty.
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Old 12-08-2018, 01:41 AM   #4042
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the sweet metallic flavor of paying attention to his lightning rod
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Old 12-08-2018, 01:55 AM   #4043
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tangy, hot
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Old 12-08-2018, 02:10 AM   #4044
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Masculine, with a hint of musk
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Old 12-08-2018, 04:47 AM   #4045
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sweet with a bite of sassafras
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Old 12-08-2018, 05:43 AM   #4046
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Strawberry with chocolate
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Old 12-08-2018, 10:08 AM   #4047
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