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Old 04-29-2008, 01:40 AM   #26
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wow - so does your ass
Sooo not doing it,.... I will come back later... no offense surfdude
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:42 AM   #27
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Shawn tastes like a cheeto ...
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:43 AM   #28
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Don't really want to imagine what Jelly tastes like right this moment
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:43 AM   #29
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*wonders... how does Jelly taste like peanut butter?*
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:46 AM   #30
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Shawn tastes like cotton candy.
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:47 AM   #31
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Torin... do you taste like cheeto's too?
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:48 AM   #32
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Torin... do you taste like cheeto's too?
Lick me and see.
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:49 AM   #33
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Lick me and see.
ROWR!!!

Nope... sweet like a piece of divinity
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:29 PM   #34
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I'm passing until it's a girl above me.
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:33 PM   #35
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I'm passing until it's a girl above me.

Hmmmmmmm In case you have not noticed GIL Jelly might not be referred to as a girl alot but definately is a Woooooooooooooman

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Pushes Gil out of the way and licks Jelly...................

Hmmmmm taste like Chocolate. I guess you are what you eat!
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:36 PM   #36
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Hmmmmmmm In case you have not noticed GIL Jelly might not be referred to as a girl alot but definately is a Woooooooooooooman

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LMAO (at me) Now I need some help with you too are you the guy or the girl on the avatar or do I have to check under the pants?
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:48 PM   #37
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gilligan tastes like sand...
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:51 PM   #38
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Hey, if you would quit licking my toes (It does tickle though and I like it) and move on up you could have some coconut juice.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:23 AM   #40
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Gilligan tastes like peppermint
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:25 AM   #41
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:27 AM   #42
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Jelly tastes like fresh blueberries & cream...yummy
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:31 AM   #43
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RedVixen tastes like cinnamon red hots!
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:34 AM   #44
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Krystal tastes like carrot sticks.. cause i know she'll be eating a lot of them
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:35 AM   #45
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Hmmmmm tasts like Jelly and Brandi Not a bad combination
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:00 AM   #46
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Jelly's Brandi tastes a lot like honey
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:02 AM   #47
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taste like chicken to me
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:36 AM   #48
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Lick the chicken of dicksr4chicks fingers. mmm
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:48 AM   #49
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four tasted like a marshmello sundae from DQ
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D4C tastes like carmel popcorn mmm sweet and salty
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