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Old 04-30-2008, 09:52 AM   #51
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four tastes like mussels marinara
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:58 AM   #52
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Willy tastes like hot fresh garlic bread and boy do I have a thing for bread.
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:12 AM   #53
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i licked four and she tasted like warm dutch apple pie with ice cream warm sweet and creamy. OMG I LOVE PIE
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:17 AM   #54
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i licked vixsin before any of u . "funny she tasted like four"
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:26 AM   #55
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hehe We will never tell!!
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:28 AM   #56
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wonder how four tastes mmmmmmmmm guess i'll never know
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:49 AM   #57
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Jay tastes like a candy cane...
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Old 04-30-2008, 01:23 PM   #58
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mostly sweet but with a little spicy thrown in and always a surprise ending.

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Old 04-30-2008, 01:25 PM   #59
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLiiiiiiiiiiiiick

Four tastes like brown sugar
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Old 04-30-2008, 01:29 PM   #60
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Jelly tastes like a hot sexy women ...sweet and salty with just a hint of the spicy ending
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Old 04-30-2008, 01:29 PM   #61
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LLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK KKKKKKK

Jelly tastes so sweeeeeeet
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Old 04-30-2008, 01:35 PM   #62
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Boredinmass taste like cherries
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Old 04-30-2008, 01:37 PM   #63
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Dixie tastes like a cinnamon bear
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Old 04-30-2008, 01:38 PM   #64
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:33 PM   #65
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Bored tastes like honey.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:33 PM   #66
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i licked vixsin before any of u . "funny she tasted like four"
LOL. And i wasn't even here yet.

Boredinmass tastes like muffins, cherry muffins - and honey as well. ;-)

Posted at the same time as Torin so I guess i get to lick her too?

Torin tastes spicey and hot, and a little like cinnamon.

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Old 04-30-2008, 02:34 PM   #67
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Torin taste like hot tamales.. the candy ones
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:36 PM   #68
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Shawn tastes like.... watermelon?
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Shawn tastes like laffy taffy... the cherry kind.
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LOL. I give up. I guess I get to lick everybody?
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LOL. I give up. I guess I get to lick everybody?
You lick the person above you, and tell what they taste like.

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Old 04-30-2008, 02:39 PM   #72
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i licked vixsin and she tasted just like cotton candy
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:41 PM   #73
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D4C tastes like M&Ms but he melts in your mouth and in your hands.
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four tastes kinda like torin, jelly, and Krystal.. hmm thats strange
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Don't be jealous cuz you weren't invited.

Shawn tastes like vanilla ice cream.
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