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Old 07-01-2017, 10:33 PM   #451
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I've given it a lot of thought (since about 5 seconds ago) and it would have to be £37.5 kajillion.
Would you have change for a £40 kajillion note?
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:36 PM   #452
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Would you have change for a £40 kajillion note?
Nope. The £2.5 kajillion is the tip.

Not THAT tip!!!
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:38 PM   #453
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Nope. The £2.5 kajillion is the tip.

Not THAT tip!!!
You sure are easy. That's only a six percent tip.
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You sure are easy. That's only a six percent tip.
At that rate, I'll take the £2.5 kajillion tip. Show me the money!
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:41 PM   #455
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At that rate, I'll take the £2.5 kajillion tip. Show me the money!
I'll pay you the 2nd. Tuesday of next week.
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:44 PM   #456
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For some of my friends here free! Tips accepted
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I'll pay you the 2nd. Tuesday of next week.
The second Tuesday of next week? Okay then. We shall shag the third Wednesday of the following week, when the check/cheque clears.
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:47 PM   #458
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The second Tuesday of next week? Okay then. We shall shag the third Wednesday of the following week, when the check/cheque clears.
I'll put that on my calendar after "buy boots, shit's getting deep"
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:48 PM   #459
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There isn't enough money on the planet...well... maybe there is... but I couldn't sleep with someone unless I felt an emotional attachment... I put a lot of who I am into that... unless it's just actual sleeping!
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Old 07-02-2017, 08:59 AM   #460
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For some reason I find the idea of someone paying ME to sleep with them as highly amusing.
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Old 07-13-2017, 12:47 AM   #461
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I mean if they are a friend. I'll sleep with them for free. Well, any Female friend that is. Now if we are talking just anyone. Money might have to be involved. LOL. Then it would depend on the person. I'm cheap, and easy. I'm also sleazy, wheezy, sneezy, and cheesy. LOL.
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Old 07-13-2017, 04:37 PM   #462
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First I need enough to cover expenses: Breath mints, 2 bars of soap, satin sheets, silk robe and fuzzy slippers, ear plugs and blindfold. Mints in case he's got halitosis, soap if he stinks, satin sheets to be comfy in an uncomfortable situation, plugs and blindfolds in case I don't want to hear or see him. (oh and rubbers, sheesh)

I also may need copious amounts of liquor and it has to be the good shit. You know, Old Crow or something like that.

The 2nd bar of soap will be for me, after the DEED is done. Then I will lounge in my robe and fuzzy slippers. I hope we at least get a room that has some sort of room service, I will need a meal when done.

And finally, I will need some new clothes to change into and shoes too, maybe at least 5 pairs, it's a long walk home, nah...I'll bag the other 4 pairs, he can call me an Uber. I will also need reimbursement for attorney fees, he needs to sign a discretion agreement, I might change the amount on that bill, just for some pocket change.

My actual fee is in addition to all of this. It's easy to calculate, 10k for every minute it lasts, but there is a clause; if he under performs and it's less than 5min, I get 100k flat fee, plus 20% for inconvenience.

I think that covers everything!
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I would sleep with a million dollars, but it would have to be properly packaged so that it isn't messy or all over the floor in the morning.



I'd also sleep with $1000, and wrap it myself.
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I would sleep with a million dollars, but it would have to be properly packaged so that it isn't messy or all over the floor in the morning.



I'd also sleep with $1000, and wrap it myself.
Reminds me of Janice and Harry "Rabbit" Angstrom in bed with their Krugerrands
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Ha ha.

I have one of those from the days when precious metals were the rage.
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Ha ha.

I have one of those from the days when precious metals were the rage.
The price of gold was through the roof and South Africa was looking for ways to raise cash.
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