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Old 11-04-2010, 11:09 PM   #26
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.....you find what Tom posts is normal
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Old 11-05-2010, 07:13 AM   #27
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When the dog won't even come near you......
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:28 AM   #28
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:30 AM   #29
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:30 AM   #30
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:43 AM   #31
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When you realize you've had your head in the toilet for 2 hours and ya couldn't give a damn!
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:03 AM   #32
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hugging the toilet trying to call in sick and your boss says ok i get it i will see you tomorrow and you didnt have to say a word
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:10 AM   #33
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when you don't have the energy to get on this site.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:33 AM   #34
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when you're popping ibuprofen like Pez....damn rain
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:49 AM   #35
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:30 PM   #36
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when you get caught in bed naked with your sister, thats pretty sick...
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Old 11-05-2010, 01:39 PM   #37
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When you can't TALK. When you loose your voice. Thank GOD can type. I must express myself. And there is always hand gestures, thankfully.
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Old 11-05-2010, 01:48 PM   #38
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When you ache so badly that even the offer of a sensual massage sounds like it will hurt ..
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Old 11-05-2010, 02:32 PM   #39
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when your still in love with a man that thinks foreplay is a 3-day binge of no showering, a rubber doll, a glass dildo, the webcam, and a phone call to his mommy....
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Old 11-05-2010, 02:40 PM   #40
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You know you're sick when your date isn't impressed by the fact that you can give yourself a reach-around much less want to see it.
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Old 12-14-2010, 10:57 AM   #41
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I know I am sick when I don't talk . If I run out of something to say and just sit there there is definately something wrong.
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Old 12-14-2010, 11:09 AM   #42
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YKYSW your bowel movements resemble an inverted water fountain.
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Old 12-14-2010, 11:20 AM   #43
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You know your sick when you sleep for a week

You don't care if there's no food in the fridge because no way are you going to the store looking like THIS

The laundry has now become wear and toss because it'll be easier to buy new clothes than wash this horrific pile of laundry

You think that an IV in your arm has become a fashion statement

And you KNOW your sick when you don't want sex three times a day ... oh wait I still want that
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Old 06-06-2015, 09:03 AM   #44
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YKYSW... your poop turns all kinds of weird colors... either that.. or you ate a box of crayons.
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Old 06-09-2015, 11:20 AM   #45
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when you can't decide whether to face the toilet or sit on it because vile stuff is coming out of both ends.
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Old 06-26-2017, 02:23 PM   #46
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you make Iceburn, gag from the sight or smell...
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Old 06-26-2017, 02:25 PM   #47
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Old 06-26-2017, 04:05 PM   #48
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When you resurrect a 7 year old dead thread ... lol
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Old 06-26-2017, 09:20 PM   #49
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Old 06-26-2017, 10:10 PM   #50
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