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Old 11-13-2016, 02:49 PM   #51
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Old 11-13-2016, 04:13 PM   #52
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Old 11-13-2016, 04:14 PM   #53
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Who knows? He's not talking to me but if he was, I'd ask him what the absurd thing was.
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Old 05-04-2017, 10:59 PM   #54
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Old 07-08-2017, 02:43 PM   #55
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She get's mad when I ignore her but, I ignore her because she can be abrasive & impatient at times and impossible to talk to when she's like that.
It's like an endless cycle that feeds itself.
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Old 07-08-2017, 02:57 PM   #56
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When I commandeer the plumbing in the house to build my time machine.
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Old 07-08-2017, 03:05 PM   #57
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When I commandeer the plumbing in the house to build my time machine.
Well there is your problem. You're supposed to only use the pool pump. I would be pissed if you used all the plumbing too.
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Old 07-08-2017, 03:35 PM   #58
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Old 07-08-2017, 03:56 PM   #59
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Old 07-08-2017, 06:23 PM   #60
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Are you kidding? That guy should be kissing my feet and carrying me around like Cleopatra on her way to the barge. I even do the damn taxes.

But if I had to answer, I'd say he gets upset with me because I am always right.
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Old 07-08-2017, 08:23 PM   #61
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Old 07-08-2017, 09:34 PM   #62
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, I'd say he gets upset with me because I am always right.

What a quinky dink, I have the same problem .. we would make great friends
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Old 07-08-2017, 09:54 PM   #63
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Any idea I give for his business. Probably because it's logical and profitable.

(It's really because it wasn't him who thought about it first)
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Old 07-08-2017, 11:13 PM   #64
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Old 07-08-2017, 11:17 PM   #65
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...wait.. I have no partner... I guess I'm in the clear.
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Old 07-08-2017, 11:39 PM   #66
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Old 07-08-2017, 11:57 PM   #67
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Old 07-08-2017, 11:59 PM   #68
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Old 07-09-2017, 09:48 AM   #69
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Was he raised by "Mommy Dearest"?
Aren't you at least tempted to take them ALLLLL off the hangers , after all , it simply won't do if they are on the wrong kind , so , just so you don't get that wrong , remove all hangers. Let the shirt fend for themselves.
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Aren't you at least tempted to take them ALLLLL off the hangers , after all , it simply won't do if they are on the wrong kind , so , just so you don't get that wrong , remove all hangers. Let the shirt fend for themselves.
No, I use clear plastic hangers, he wants the round plastic ones.

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Are you kidding? That guy should be kissing my feet and carrying me around like Cleopatra on her way to the barge. I even do the damn taxes.

But if I had to answer, I'd say he gets upset with me because I am always right.
Except Politically! I bet he goes nuts hearing about the latest NYT's crossword ...
...probably even has a special room just for you when he wants to go all "Tarzan" on your skinny "Jungle Jill" frame ....God I'd love to trade palaces with him for a week~~~
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My wife kicks me for snoring even though I'm wide awake and just laying there quietly.
I think she's just dreaming bad thoughts of me.
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I think she's just dreaming bad thoughts of me.
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