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Old 11-30-2008, 08:43 AM   #1
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Old 11-30-2008, 08:45 AM   #2
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Would you want to?
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Old 05-09-2010, 09:45 PM   #3
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Could we possibly stop you? LOL
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Old 05-09-2010, 10:00 PM   #4
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Don't all men want to see that?
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Old 05-09-2010, 11:32 PM   #5
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Would I stop you from anything?
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Old 05-10-2010, 06:42 PM   #6
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Why stop?
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Old 05-10-2010, 06:45 PM   #7
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Is there an echo?
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Old 05-10-2010, 07:22 PM   #8
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Can't you behave..?
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Old 05-10-2010, 08:52 PM   #9
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why should I?
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:00 PM   #10
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:12 PM   #11
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What about spider monkeys! Wanna talk about them?
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:26 PM   #12
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Do you often think of spider monkeys?
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:55 AM   #13
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Is anyone sleepy yet?
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:06 AM   #14
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Can I plead the 5th?
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:20 AM   #15
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Do you need to?
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:34 PM   #16
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where is everybody?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:15 PM   #17
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is it just you and me?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:16 PM   #18
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Is this a threesome?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:26 PM   #19
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someone else posted in here? yay!
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:27 PM   #20
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Can we now get naked and dance?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:34 PM   #21
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:41 PM   #22
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wouldn't dancing be fun?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:43 PM   #23
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wouldnt sitting at the fireplace with a glass of wine and great company be more fun ?
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:13 PM   #24
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is that an invitation?
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:19 PM   #25
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would you like it to be ?
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