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Old 02-21-2017, 08:49 AM   #60326
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Isn't there always?
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:54 AM   #60327
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Does a predicate exist if grammar is existential?
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:55 AM   #60328
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Can that be so?
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:59 AM   #60329
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If we make it so, will it be the Final Frontier?
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:59 AM   #60330
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Is there ever a FINAL frontier?
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Old 02-21-2017, 09:06 AM   #60331
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Is there a second to last?
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Old 02-21-2017, 09:07 AM   #60332
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Shall we wait as we approach the Event Horizon?

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Old 02-21-2017, 09:07 AM   #60333
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Which question should I answer?
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Old 02-21-2017, 09:12 AM   #60334
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Does this fit the eenie meanie miney more protocol?
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Old 02-21-2017, 09:12 AM   #60335
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Trekker will we ever find out that answer?
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Old 02-21-2017, 09:13 AM   #60336
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Are you optimistic that we will?
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Old 02-21-2017, 10:21 AM   #60337
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Isn't it better to have a half full glass?
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Old 02-21-2017, 10:33 AM   #60338
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Is that the same as half empty?
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Old 02-21-2017, 10:39 AM   #60339
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Isn't it the better half?
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Old 02-21-2017, 10:40 AM   #60340
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Full of what?
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Old 02-21-2017, 10:42 AM   #60341
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Preferably wine so I can drink it ..that would be good don't you think?
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Old 02-21-2017, 10:43 AM   #60342
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Amongst other things?
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Old 02-21-2017, 10:46 AM   #60343
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What other things?
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Old 02-21-2017, 10:47 AM   #60344
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You don't know?
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Old 02-21-2017, 11:20 AM   #60345
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what do you prefer, a 1/2 glass of wine or 1/2 glass of whiskey?
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Old 02-21-2017, 11:21 AM   #60346
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Can it be bourbon?
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Old 02-21-2017, 12:03 PM   #60347
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Are we inviting friends over to finish off the bottle?
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Old 02-21-2017, 12:04 PM   #60348
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Are they nice?
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Old 02-23-2017, 11:37 AM   #60349
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Aren't all my friends nice?
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Old 02-23-2017, 11:38 AM   #60350
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Some of them are dirty?
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