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Old 06-12-2017, 03:00 PM   #61326
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Sex .. how about you?
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:01 PM   #61327
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Would it surprise you if I said I was a good cook and love to cook?
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:06 PM   #61328
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No, should it?
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:15 PM   #61329
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Would it surprise you if she would have said the same thing about sex ?
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:16 PM   #61330
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Depends. Is she the cat's mother?
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:18 PM   #61331
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The cat lady loves sex?
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:23 PM   #61332
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Didn't Halle Berry play a very sexy catwoman?
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:36 PM   #61333
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Wasn't Michelle Pfeiffer a sexy version before her?
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:38 PM   #61334
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Wasn't Michelle Pfeiffer a sexy version before her?
Don't you think MP was sexier?
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:23 PM   #61335
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And who didn't love Julie Newmar?
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:24 PM   #61336
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And she is who exactly?
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:25 PM   #61337
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Did anyone prefer Julie Andrews and those singing nuns?
Or was that Whoopi Goldberg?
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Old 06-12-2017, 08:24 PM   #61338
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Sister Act... yup.. Did anyone else think Sister Mary Robert was hot?
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Old 06-13-2017, 01:58 AM   #61339
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Are Sisters normally hot?
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Old 06-13-2017, 10:22 AM   #61340
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Does it depend on how many layers they're wearing underneath the habit?
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Old 06-13-2017, 12:57 PM   #61341
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Aren't habits hard to break?
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Old 06-13-2017, 01:00 PM   #61342
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Can they be ripped with your hands or do you need scissors?
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Old 06-13-2017, 01:01 PM   #61343
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Is tearing allowed?
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Old 06-13-2017, 01:13 PM   #61344
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It might be best to ask first, don't you think?
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Old 06-13-2017, 01:14 PM   #61345
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Wouldn't that spoil the fun?
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Old 06-13-2017, 01:17 PM   #61346
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Aren't there better ways of having fun?
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Old 06-13-2017, 01:18 PM   #61347
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Can you think of any?
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Old 06-13-2017, 01:38 PM   #61348
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How many suggestions would you like?
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Old 06-13-2017, 10:43 PM   #61349
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Fire away! Can there be a limit to suggestions of fun?
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Old 06-14-2017, 11:10 AM   #61350
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It depends, do we have a limit on time?
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