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Old 06-26-2017, 12:57 PM   #61476
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:30 PM   #61477
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Is there any doubt you are sweet?
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:31 PM   #61478
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Am I?
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:31 PM   #61479
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Nope . What do you think?
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:32 PM   #61480
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Would it embarrass you if I said you are very sweet?
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:36 PM   #61481
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Shouldn't I be complimented?
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:40 PM   #61482
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Lol! Are you getting warm and fuzzy?
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:40 PM   #61483
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Is warm good enough?
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:44 PM   #61484
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Any port in the storm?
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:44 PM   #61485
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Do you want to be warm ?
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Old 07-01-2017, 02:45 PM   #61486
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Can't warm become hot?
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:16 PM   #61487
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When is hot too hot?
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:18 PM   #61488
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Are there limits?
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:22 PM   #61489
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Is there any reason why there wouldn't be?
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:23 PM   #61490
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Can I consider that for a while?
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:24 PM   #61491
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How much time do you need?
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:26 PM   #61492
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Am I taking too long?
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:27 PM   #61493
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Do you think you are?
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:30 PM   #61494
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Don't some things need due consideration?
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Old 07-01-2017, 06:43 PM   #61495
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Why is the sky blue?
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Old 07-01-2017, 06:49 PM   #61496
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Old 07-01-2017, 06:59 PM   #61497
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Where are you?
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Old 07-01-2017, 07:49 PM   #61498
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Didn't you see me when I drove by?
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Old 07-03-2017, 12:26 AM   #61499
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Barely, was that a Mustang GT?
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Old 07-03-2017, 12:58 AM   #61500
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With the top up or down?
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