Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Jokes, Stories & Games

Jokes, Stories & Games Have a good joke to tell or a story to share. How about a game to play, Post it here and share it with us.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-26-2017, 01:57 PM   #61476
ladygodiva123
I'm That Woman ..
 
ladygodiva123's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Durban, South Africa
Age: 52
Posts: 10,121
Thanks: 886
Thanked 1,603 Times in 1,370 Posts
ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like
Default

What do you think?
__________________
The best & most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart .... Helen Keller
ladygodiva123 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 03:30 PM   #61477
RisingSun
4.5% GDP Forecasted
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: My alternate Reality
Age: 65
Posts: 17,877
Thanks: 4,825
Thanked 2,707 Times in 2,501 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Is there any doubt you are sweet?
__________________


It's not what they call you, It's what you answer to!
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 03:31 PM   #61478
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 57
Posts: 5,499
Thanks: 757
Thanked 596 Times in 576 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Am I?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 03:31 PM   #61479
flirtingenie
Silver Lady
 
flirtingenie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Arkansas
Age: 58
Posts: 13,162
Thanks: 3,112
Thanked 2,650 Times in 2,180 Posts
Blog Entries: 3
flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like
Default

Nope . What do you think?
__________________

Have a wonderful day every one .
flirtingenie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 03:32 PM   #61480
RisingSun
4.5% GDP Forecasted
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: My alternate Reality
Age: 65
Posts: 17,877
Thanks: 4,825
Thanked 2,707 Times in 2,501 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Would it embarrass you if I said you are very sweet?
__________________


It's not what they call you, It's what you answer to!
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to RisingSun For This Useful Post:
flirtingenie (07-01-2017)
Old 07-01-2017, 03:36 PM   #61481
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 57
Posts: 5,499
Thanks: 757
Thanked 596 Times in 576 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Shouldn't I be complimented?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 03:40 PM   #61482
RisingSun
4.5% GDP Forecasted
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: My alternate Reality
Age: 65
Posts: 17,877
Thanks: 4,825
Thanked 2,707 Times in 2,501 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Lol! Are you getting warm and fuzzy?
__________________


It's not what they call you, It's what you answer to!
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 03:40 PM   #61483
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 57
Posts: 5,499
Thanks: 757
Thanked 596 Times in 576 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Is warm good enough?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 03:44 PM   #61484
RisingSun
4.5% GDP Forecasted
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: My alternate Reality
Age: 65
Posts: 17,877
Thanks: 4,825
Thanked 2,707 Times in 2,501 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Any port in the storm?
__________________


It's not what they call you, It's what you answer to!
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 03:44 PM   #61485
flirtingenie
Silver Lady
 
flirtingenie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Arkansas
Age: 58
Posts: 13,162
Thanks: 3,112
Thanked 2,650 Times in 2,180 Posts
Blog Entries: 3
flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like flirtingenie Is God Like
Default

Do you want to be warm ?
__________________

Have a wonderful day every one .
flirtingenie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 03:45 PM   #61486
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 57
Posts: 5,499
Thanks: 757
Thanked 596 Times in 576 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Can't warm become hot?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 04:16 PM   #61487
GlassyLady
Sexy Tumblrina
 
GlassyLady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2016
Age: 41
Posts: 9,590
Thanks: 1,966
Thanked 3,176 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 4
GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like
Default

When is hot too hot?
__________________
Uniqueness is hard to replicate. Sheeple, on the other hand.....
GlassyLady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 04:18 PM   #61488
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 57
Posts: 5,499
Thanks: 757
Thanked 596 Times in 576 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Are there limits?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 04:22 PM   #61489
GlassyLady
Sexy Tumblrina
 
GlassyLady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2016
Age: 41
Posts: 9,590
Thanks: 1,966
Thanked 3,176 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 4
GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like
Default

Is there any reason why there wouldn't be?
__________________
Uniqueness is hard to replicate. Sheeple, on the other hand.....
GlassyLady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 04:23 PM   #61490
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 57
Posts: 5,499
Thanks: 757
Thanked 596 Times in 576 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Can I consider that for a while?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 04:24 PM   #61491
GlassyLady
Sexy Tumblrina
 
GlassyLady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2016
Age: 41
Posts: 9,590
Thanks: 1,966
Thanked 3,176 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 4
GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like
Default

How much time do you need?
__________________
Uniqueness is hard to replicate. Sheeple, on the other hand.....
GlassyLady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 04:26 PM   #61492
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 57
Posts: 5,499
Thanks: 757
Thanked 596 Times in 576 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Am I taking too long?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 04:27 PM   #61493
GlassyLady
Sexy Tumblrina
 
GlassyLady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2016
Age: 41
Posts: 9,590
Thanks: 1,966
Thanked 3,176 Times in 2,421 Posts
Blog Entries: 4
GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like GlassyLady Is God Like
Default

Do you think you are?
__________________
Uniqueness is hard to replicate. Sheeple, on the other hand.....
GlassyLady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 04:30 PM   #61494
trekker
Flirting God
 
trekker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Age: 57
Posts: 5,499
Thanks: 757
Thanked 596 Times in 576 Posts
trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like trekker Is God Like
Default

Don't some things need due consideration?
trekker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 07:43 PM   #61495
Sensual Woman
Flirt In Waiting
I Love It Here
 
Sensual Woman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Age: 55
Posts: 18,113
Thanks: 10,099
Thanked 5,171 Times in 3,589 Posts
Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like
Default

Why is the sky blue?
Sensual Woman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 07:49 PM   #61496
MisterBlueSky
Just Ask
 
MisterBlueSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: North East
Age: 47
Posts: 8,360
Thanks: 1,827
Thanked 3,161 Times in 2,336 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sensual Woman View Post
Why is the sky blue?
Someone call my name?
MisterBlueSky is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to MisterBlueSky For This Useful Post:
Sensual Woman (07-01-2017)
Old 07-01-2017, 07:59 PM   #61497
Sensual Woman
Flirt In Waiting
I Love It Here
 
Sensual Woman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Age: 55
Posts: 18,113
Thanks: 10,099
Thanked 5,171 Times in 3,589 Posts
Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like Sensual Woman Is God Like
Default

Where are you?
Sensual Woman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2017, 08:49 PM   #61498
MisterBlueSky
Just Ask
 
MisterBlueSky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: North East
Age: 47
Posts: 8,360
Thanks: 1,827
Thanked 3,161 Times in 2,336 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like MisterBlueSky Is God Like
Default

Didn't you see me when I drove by?
MisterBlueSky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-2017, 01:26 AM   #61499
RisingSun
4.5% GDP Forecasted
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: My alternate Reality
Age: 65
Posts: 17,877
Thanks: 4,825
Thanked 2,707 Times in 2,501 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Barely, was that a Mustang GT?
__________________


It's not what they call you, It's what you answer to!
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-2017, 01:58 AM   #61500
Alpheius
Greek god who can't draw
 
Alpheius's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2016
Age: 38
Posts: 2,293
Thanks: 852
Thanked 776 Times in 578 Posts
Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like Alpheius Is God Like
Default

With the top up or down?
Alpheius is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:54 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.