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Old 07-04-2017, 01:50 AM   #61501
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At that speed? Are you serious?
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Old 07-04-2017, 10:37 AM   #61502
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Should I be worried about toupees blowing off?
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Old 07-04-2017, 11:16 AM   #61503
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Is it windy?
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Old 07-04-2017, 11:18 AM   #61504
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would that bring in storms?
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Old 07-04-2017, 11:19 AM   #61505
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So, do you guys have toupees to protect?
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Old 07-04-2017, 11:21 AM   #61506
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Would I admit it even if it were so?
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Old 07-04-2017, 11:34 AM   #61507
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Do you admit anything?
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Old 07-04-2017, 11:35 AM   #61508
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Wanna try and see?
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Old 07-06-2017, 01:08 AM   #61509
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Do I really want to know?
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Old 07-06-2017, 03:04 AM   #61510
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Is it better to know, or not to know?
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Old 07-06-2017, 03:29 AM   #61511
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Aren't some things better left unsaid?
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Old 07-06-2017, 03:29 AM   #61512
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Doesn't that depends on what is keeping quiet?
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:42 AM   #61513
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Is there a problem with talking about it?
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Old 07-07-2017, 03:21 AM   #61514
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Isn't a problem shared, a problem halved?
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Old 07-07-2017, 05:02 AM   #61515
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Doesn't misery love company?
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Old 07-07-2017, 07:26 AM   #61516
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Is Misery one of the 7 dwarfs?
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:49 AM   #61517
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Are you Snow White?
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:54 AM   #61518
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Is there a prince in the house?
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Old 07-07-2017, 12:17 PM   #61519
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Is the rain purple?
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:27 PM   #61520
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Is that what Prince called it?
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:41 PM   #61521
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ehy was it purple?
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Old 07-07-2017, 03:09 PM   #61522
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Wasn't that his favourite colour?
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Old 07-07-2017, 03:19 PM   #61523
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Wasn't it rose colored like his glasses?
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:06 PM   #61524
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Would he have looked better with a monocle?
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:12 PM   #61525
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Perhaps distinguished but are his eye socket muscles strong enough?
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