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Old 08-05-2017, 01:47 PM   #61676
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So you think a man in deep thought is funny?
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Old 08-05-2017, 01:57 PM   #61677
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Are you not trying to make me laugh?
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Old 08-05-2017, 01:58 PM   #61678
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Isn't that what I always try to make you do?
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Old 08-08-2017, 08:58 PM   #61679
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Do you want me to laugh ?
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Old 08-10-2017, 02:31 PM   #61680
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Wouldn't a chuckle be more appropriate?
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:01 PM   #61681
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Would you chuckle if I tickled you?
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:04 PM   #61682
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Would you do that?
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:13 PM   #61683
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Haven't we all done worse?
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:23 PM   #61684
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Worse than what?
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:26 PM   #61685
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I'm sorry, what are we talking about?
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:27 PM   #61686
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Do you really think it's a good idea to ask that?
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:30 PM   #61687
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Don't you need clarification?
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:34 PM   #61688
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I would love clarification but is that really attainable?
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:36 PM   #61689
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Depends on what you need clarified, no?
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:37 PM   #61690
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Was I unclear?
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Old 08-15-2017, 07:08 AM   #61691
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Isn't that the allure of this thread?
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Old 08-16-2017, 12:33 PM   #61692
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What is so alluring?
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Old 08-16-2017, 02:22 PM   #61693
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Would you believe seeing you in that outfit?
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Old 08-17-2017, 10:20 PM   #61694
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What outfit is that?
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Old 08-19-2017, 12:46 PM   #61695
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Is it not the birthday suit outfit that he was referring to?
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Old 08-19-2017, 07:52 PM   #61696
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Do you wear that at every birthday?
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:03 AM   #61697
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Can't you wear it anytime, not just on your birthday?
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Old 08-20-2017, 01:26 PM   #61698
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Would it not be inappropiate at the wrong times?
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Old 08-20-2017, 01:27 PM   #61699
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Would it be even appropriate for birthday parties ?
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Old 08-20-2017, 01:36 PM   #61700
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What would you wear to a birthday party anyway?
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