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Old 09-14-2017, 02:43 PM   #61826
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Lol... do you know any?
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:44 PM   #61827
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Doesn't everyone?
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:48 PM   #61828
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Aren't crazy people scary too?
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:00 PM   #61829
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Are you calling me scary?
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:29 PM   #61830
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Surely you can't be serious.
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:34 PM   #61831
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Did you just call her Shirley?
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:37 PM   #61832
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Yes'm. But I wasn't serious. :-)
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:40 PM   #61833
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Was it just a drive by silly?
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:22 PM   #61834
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How many different kinds of sillys are there?
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:12 AM   #61835
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Why, you gonna try and catch them all?
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:15 AM   #61836
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You want to battle?
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:02 AM   #61837
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Isn't loving more fun than fighting?
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:31 AM   #61838
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Haven't you ever heard of the thrill of the fight?
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:38 AM   #61839
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Wouldn't the ultimate thrill of the fight be makeup sex?
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:50 AM   #61840
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Is that a relevant question?
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Old 09-19-2017, 02:27 PM   #61841
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Why is makeup sex not relevant?
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:55 PM   #61842
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Who is saying it isn't?
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:57 PM   #61843
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Doesn't everybody talk, everybody talk, everybody talk too much?
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:00 PM   #61844
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And what is wrong with nice back and forth exchange of ideas?
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:03 PM   #61845
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Who said I was nice?
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:06 PM   #61846
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Good point, aren't you?
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:09 PM   #61847
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Context is everything, isn't it?
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:15 PM   #61848
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Absolutely! Surely you've heard, " You can please some of the people some of the time, but never all the people all the time?
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Old 09-20-2017, 01:04 PM   #61849
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Who says that?
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Old 09-20-2017, 01:08 PM   #61850
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What are we talking about ?
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