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Old 11-17-2017, 12:27 PM   #62101
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Isn't Thor scary?
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Old 11-17-2017, 12:29 PM   #62102
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Have you seen the movie?
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Old 11-17-2017, 12:34 PM   #62103
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Is it worth seeing?
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Old 11-17-2017, 12:47 PM   #62104
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Shall I ask my son?
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Old 11-17-2017, 01:16 PM   #62105
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Aren't all comic book based movies awesome like a possum?
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Old 11-18-2017, 02:05 AM   #62106
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Lol ... what if I am not into comic books or their movies?
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Old 11-18-2017, 02:13 AM   #62107
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Would a concert interest you more?
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Old 11-18-2017, 03:23 AM   #62108
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What sort of concert?
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:23 PM   #62109
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Could we go to a heavy metal one ?
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:44 PM   #62110
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Oh nice! Like Iron Maiden?
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:50 PM   #62111
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How about Aerosmith?
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:55 PM   #62112
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Nice but why not reunite Black Sabbath with Ozzy Osbourn?
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:58 PM   #62113
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Or how about KISS ?
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:02 PM   #62114
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What a fantastic lineup! Who would open? Who would be the main attraction?
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:05 PM   #62115
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Would Led Zeppelin be ok ?
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:09 PM   #62116
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Maybe get everybody in the mood with AC/DC?
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:12 PM   #62117
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Then maybe Deep Purple ?
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:18 PM   #62118
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Then keep up the pounding percussion with Def Leppard?
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:24 PM   #62119
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How about we change it up with CCR ?
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:31 PM   #62120
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Maybe dim the lights and put on some Journey?
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:37 PM   #62121
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Anyone here a Belieber?
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Old 11-18-2017, 11:05 PM   #62122
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Was that a serious question??
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Old 11-18-2017, 11:08 PM   #62123
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Wouldn't being a Blieber be kinda generational?
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Old 11-18-2017, 11:43 PM   #62124
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How many Bliebers could there possibly be?
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Old 11-19-2017, 01:27 AM   #62125
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Isn"t one more than enough?
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