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Old 08-17-2016, 02:55 AM   #1726
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Again?!?!! But I'm not wearing the tiger stripe leotards this time........
Now that's a shame lol
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Old 08-17-2016, 03:00 AM   #1727
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Now that's a shame lol
Ok, only if you wear the Minny mouse ears.....
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:09 PM   #1728
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:11 PM   #1729
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You need to check out the threads Tony..before you make one..there's a thread about this already..just sayin?
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:14 PM   #1730
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I did ~ it was movie lines ~ I went cheesy
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:15 PM   #1731
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I did ~ it was movie lines ~ I went cheesy
Look further.
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:18 PM   #1732
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:21 PM   #1733
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You not as lazy as me mate
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:23 PM   #1734
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Merged ...
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:24 PM   #1735
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I like the cheesy version more
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:26 PM   #1736
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Since you like raisins, how do you feel about a date?
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:28 PM   #1737
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Since you like raisins, how do you feel about a date?
Stoppit..just...stoppit.
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:28 PM   #1738
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Since you like raisins, how do you feel about a date?
Will you bring chocolate syrup?
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:28 PM   #1739
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You must be Jelly, cause jam donít shake like that.
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:30 PM   #1740
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You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that
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Will you bring chocolate syrup?
I never leave home without it
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:31 PM   #1742
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Jesus!..Im in trouble now..Southern and Rosie have fckin merged!
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:31 PM   #1743
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Oh lawd, great minds and all!
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Jesus!..Im in trouble now..Southern and Rosie have fckin merged!
Shawn done it!
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I never leave home without it
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
There's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
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Shawn done it!
He has a fckin lot to answer for now.
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