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Old 10-08-2010, 10:30 AM   #51
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When you don't know which end is up????
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Old 11-12-2010, 07:24 AM   #52
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When you don't know which end is up????
Would you like help with that Savvy
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Old 11-12-2010, 08:00 AM   #53
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lets just let the girls shave down there and thank them for doing it with a south of the equator kiss. Oh Ya, You will itch like crazy when it grows back.
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:20 PM   #54
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Yea like today - i get up decide I'll go out on the wild side and shave off all my hairs down below --
soap up the little guy and his surroundings jungle -
and start shaving away - drain was getting clogged -
looks like i just skinned a gorilla in the tub - then i notice -
HOLY CRAP the razor was dull - and i have a million little cuts -
So i do what any normal guy would do - (ONE NOT THINK) -
grab the old spice after shave (99.9% straight whisky) and toss some on-- WOWWWWWWWWWWWW --- my eyes were wattering
does that burn - now I am in pain jumping all over the bathroom -
pulling off pieces of toilet paper to stop all the little gushers
and then head off to work - now as i sit hear under my desk the small pieces are falling off - and it looks like a blizzard --
YEA did anyone else ever have one of those mornings?
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:32 PM   #55
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Yeesh...I'm not sure I'd consider putting aftershave on my dong without it being all cut up. You must have been in a bad place, man.
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:37 PM   #56
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was not thinking with my big head at that time
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:44 PM   #57
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Yea like today - i get up decide I'll go out on the wild side and shave off all my hairs down below --
soap up the little guy and his surroundings jungle -
and start shaving away - drain was getting clogged -
looks like i just skinned a gorilla in the tub - then i notice -
HOLY CRAP the razor was dull - and i have a million little cuts -
So i do what any normal guy would do - (ONE NOT THINK) -
grab the old spice after shave (99.9% straight whisky) and toss some on-- WOWWWWWWWWWWWW --- my eyes were wattering
does that burn - now I am in pain jumping all over the bathroom -
pulling off pieces of toilet paper to stop all the little gushers
and then head off to work - now as i sit hear under my desk the small pieces are falling off - and it looks like a blizzard --
YEA did anyone else ever have one of those mornings?
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:46 PM   #58
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yeesh..that's bad luck dude. Didn't a similar thing happen to you way back at the beginning of this thread?
maybe he had amnesia or something.....maybe it's like Groundhog Day & this happens EVERY day!
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:16 PM   #59
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Yea like today - i get up decide I'll go out on the wild side and shave off all my hairs down below --
soap up the little guy and his surroundings jungle -
and start shaving away - drain was getting clogged -
looks like i just skinned a gorilla in the tub - then i notice -
HOLY CRAP the razor was dull - and i have a million little cuts -
So i do what any normal guy would do - (ONE NOT THINK) -
grab the old spice after shave (99.9% straight whisky) and toss some on-- WOWWWWWWWWWWWW --- my eyes were wattering
does that burn - now I am in pain jumping all over the bathroom -
pulling off pieces of toilet paper to stop all the little gushers
and then head off to work - now as i sit hear under my desk the small pieces are falling off - and it looks like a blizzard --
YEA did anyone else ever have one of those mornings?
Damn does this bring back memories.....bad ones no doubt. As a guy who make his little guy look bigger every day by it being the only tree in the forest, Would you believe me that it will be easier next time.
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:19 PM   #60
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Damn does this bring back memories......
you ain't kidding...it brings me right back to the first post in this thread
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:47 PM   #61
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Yea like today - i get up decide I'll go out on the wild side and shave off all my hairs down below --
soap up the little guy and his surroundings jungle -
and start shaving away - drain was getting clogged -
looks like i just skinned a gorilla in the tub - then i notice -
HOLY CRAP the razor was dull - and i have a million little cuts -
So i do what any normal guy would do - (ONE NOT THINK) -
grab the old spice after shave (99.9% straight whisky) and toss some on-- WOWWWWWWWWWWWW --- my eyes were wattering
does that burn - now I am in pain jumping all over the bathroom -
pulling off pieces of toilet paper to stop all the little gushers
and then head off to work - now as i sit hear under my desk the small pieces are falling off - and it looks like a blizzard --
YEA did anyone else ever have one of those mornings?
had to restart this one
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Old 10-31-2013, 04:51 PM   #62
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Yea like today - i get up decide I'll go out on the wild side and shave off all my hairs down below --
soap up the little guy and his surroundings jungle -
and start shaving away - drain was getting clogged -
looks like i just skinned a gorilla in the tub - then i notice -
HOLY CRAP the razor was dull - and i have a million little cuts -
So i do what any normal guy would do - (ONE NOT THINK) -
grab the old spice after shave (99.9% straight whisky) and toss some on-- WOWWWWWWWWWWWW --- my eyes were wattering
does that burn - now I am in pain jumping all over the bathroom -
pulling off pieces of toilet paper to stop all the little gushers
and then head off to work - now as i sit hear under my desk the small pieces are falling off - and it looks like a blizzard --
YEA did anyone else ever have one of those mornings?
had to restart this one
This happens every time you groom?
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Old 10-31-2013, 05:40 PM   #63
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This happens every time you groom?

I like his style..saves time and effort
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Old 04-01-2014, 12:02 PM   #64
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What a morning, i get up decide I'll go out on the wild side and shave off all my hairs down below --
soap up the little guy and his surroundings jungle -
and start shaving away - drain was getting clogged -
looks like i just skinned a gorilla in the tub - then i notice -
HOLY CRAP the razor was dull - and i have a million little cuts -
So i do what any normal guy would do - (ONE NOT THINK) -
grab the old spice after shave (99.9% straight whisky) and toss some on-- WOWWWWWWWWWWWW --- my eyes were wattering
does that burn - now I am in pain jumping all over the bathroom -
pulling off pieces of toilet paper to stop all the little gushers
and then head off to work - now as i sit hear under my desk the small pieces are falling off - and it looks like a blizzard --
YEA did anyone else ever have one of those mornings?
had to restart this one
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Old 04-01-2014, 12:41 PM   #65
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It does not happen anymore
I let the jungle grow in
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Old 06-01-2014, 08:40 AM   #66
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everyday...I wake up an wonder..oh now what
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Lol! More than I want to admit
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Not just a morning ... I seem to be having one of those lives ...
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