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Old 05-06-2006, 03:45 AM   #51
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Me neither...we are probably one of the few that haven't...lol

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Old 05-06-2006, 03:51 AM   #52
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Gotten arrested...


See I am boring...lol

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Old 05-06-2006, 04:20 AM   #53
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Old 05-06-2006, 04:28 AM   #54
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bullshit dave, u flew over tha cuckoo's nest...
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Old 05-06-2006, 04:36 AM   #55
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bullshit dave, u flew over tha cuckoo's nest...
LOL damm, ok then I have never dated Miss moneypenny
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Old 05-06-2006, 04:45 AM   #56
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LOL damm, ok then I have never dated Miss moneypenny
kk its cool she was fictional, ave u ever dated miss pennypussypoossy?????

BTW this is in no way refers to our beloived penny.. just so i dont get bitch slapped...lol...
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Old 05-06-2006, 04:54 AM   #57
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kk its cool she was fictional, ave u ever dated miss pennypussypoossy?????

BTW this is in no way refers to our beloived penny.. just so i dont get bitch slapped...lol...
No but I have never even ridden in the gold coach either
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Old 05-06-2006, 05:59 AM   #58
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No but I have never even ridden in the gold coach either
not even a golden shower????
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Old 05-06-2006, 06:43 AM   #59
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I have never flown either
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Old 05-06-2006, 08:37 AM   #60
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I have flown. In fact, I would have my pilot's license by now if I had had the money to pay for all the flying time needed.



I have never seen the Grand Canyon.
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Old 05-06-2006, 09:28 AM   #61
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I have flown. In fact, I would have my pilot's license by now if I had had the money to pay for all the flying time needed.



I have never seen the Grand Canyon.
Hey Jazzy... I think you and I need to hijack Hank!


....can we MCat? Can we? We promise to bring him safely home later!
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Hey! Great idea Annie! He could help us get our flying hours!! Then we could hang out with MC after!
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Hey Jazzy... I think you and I need to hijack Hank!


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Old 05-06-2006, 09:37 AM   #63
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Hey! Great idea Annie! He could help us get our flying hours!! Then we could hang out with MC after!
I know! And I bet they would both be a whole lot of fun!


... but just between you and me, Hank is a real sweetie!
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Old 05-06-2006, 02:11 PM   #64
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I have flown. In fact, I would have my pilot's license by now if I had had the money to pay for all the flying time needed.



I have never seen the Grand Canyon.
You need to find some nice person to tag along with. Take your boy and hang out at the airport....most pilots are a pretty fine bunch of people.
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Old 05-06-2006, 02:12 PM   #65
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Hey Jazzy... I think you and I need to hijack Hank!


....can we MCat? Can we? We promise to bring him safely home later!
You can have him the 5th weekend in Septober Make sure you feed him...he likes a good box lunch
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I have never been to Toronto, California,Colorado,Wyoming, none of the Eastern States, never been to Georgia,Alabama.....holy hell, theres too many I have never places to list.
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Old 05-06-2006, 02:23 PM   #67
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Smart woman! I'd hang on tight to that man too if I were you!
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Old 05-06-2006, 03:31 PM   #68
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Never drove a motorcycle... don't plan too either!

Q: What do they call motorcycles in Dallas? A: SUV speed bumps.
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Old 05-06-2006, 03:44 PM   #69
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Q: What do they call motorcycles in Dallas? A: SUV speed bumps.
Here in Chicago they call them "Donor Cycles" but I still want one!


.... as long as it's a Harley!
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Old 05-09-2006, 08:41 PM   #72
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I have never made a bungee jump, and that statement will still be true when I die.
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Old 05-09-2006, 08:42 PM   #73
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I always wanted to bungie jump. Think it would be fun. Why don't you want too?
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I think I was born to jump... skydive, base jump, bungee jump... I would love to do them all!
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Have you ever bungie jumped? I have always wanted to but hell I'm too old for that..lol



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