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Poll: What gets the "man card" revoked for the longest time?
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:55 AM   #251
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I don't know... if you check out a guy's penis as he is peeing next to you?
Seriously....REVOKED!
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Old 10-04-2016, 08:37 PM   #252
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oof....I need a life
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Old 10-04-2016, 08:39 PM   #253
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oof....I need a life
Classic!
On the bright side... I think you're finally right about something!
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Old 10-04-2016, 08:41 PM   #254
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Classic!
On the bright side... I think you're finally right about something!
I was hoping the last post would have been more 2015-ish...2012...wow....that really is sad.
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Old 10-04-2016, 08:55 PM   #255
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I was hoping the last post would have been more 2015-ish...2012...wow....that really is sad.
Now you've thrown me off.
I can't decide...

A. A man being honest
B. A man would've said "I have an awesome memory"

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Old 10-04-2016, 09:07 PM   #256
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Now you've thrown me off.
I can't decide...

A. A man being honest
B. A man would've said "I have an awesome memory"

Fml.
depending on the day, I'm lucky to remember my kids names...but "was there a thread from 4 years ago on such and such topic?"...hell yeah...Rain-man here!
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Old 10-04-2016, 11:08 PM   #257
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Man purse. Having 2? Oooooh
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Old 10-04-2016, 11:35 PM   #258
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Man purse. Having 2? Oooooh
Can't be worse than one fanny pack.
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