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Old 02-16-2010, 04:39 PM   #51
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Old 02-16-2010, 04:41 PM   #52
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Old 02-16-2010, 04:41 PM   #53
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LMAO ... me and a few buddies actually printed them up , and kept a hole punch at the club .... was quite comical seeing a few go to swiss cheese in a matter of days
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Old 02-16-2010, 04:43 PM   #54
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Bringing your girl to a guys poker night .... there is a waiver if its your house ... but thats it.
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Old 02-16-2010, 04:45 PM   #55
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Old 02-16-2010, 04:59 PM   #56
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Old 02-16-2010, 08:17 PM   #57
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asking, do these jeans make my butt look too big? (my humorous reply)

beating your wife or child (or a girlfriend or an elderly parent) (my serious one)
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Old 02-16-2010, 08:20 PM   #58
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Old 02-16-2010, 08:32 PM   #59
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:50 PM   #60
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Enjoying shopping at kitchen boutique type stores more than your wife or girlfriend.....
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:58 PM   #61
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:06 PM   #62
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:08 PM   #63
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Pretending you know football, when you really like the cooking channel better....
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:17 PM   #64
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:24 PM   #65
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Old 02-17-2010, 09:58 AM   #66
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Umm, All of the Above
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:03 AM   #67
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I'm sorry, but no pink shirt for me. Ugh!!!
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:04 AM   #68
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Delegating the role of "Chief Spider Killer" to a woman.
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:09 AM   #69
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working at Victoria secret knowing every bra's benefits better than the women do...
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Old 02-17-2010, 11:31 AM   #70
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mmmm..., I don't think so!
Many man-card holders would see Chief Bra Fitter at a Victoria's Secret as the ultimate career choice.
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:09 PM   #71
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Automatic lifetime revocation of man card in my opinion
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:13 PM   #72
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Ummmm having a discussion about woman's hygienic products and making suggestions ...

EEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKKKK Red card penalty ...
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:15 PM   #73
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Not being a wingman for your buddy ... c'mon someone has to talk to that chick with the muskrat mole comin outta her neck.
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Old 02-18-2010, 12:11 AM   #74
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Not being a wingman for your buddy ... c'mon someone has to talk to that chick with the muskrat mole comin outta her neck.
Yeah, it's always the poor wingman that goes down in the ball of fiery flames, screaming all the way...
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Old 02-21-2010, 06:36 PM   #75
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