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Old 06-18-2010, 01:25 AM   #26
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I hate it when people let their children run wild in a place of business....
Oh yes... at work, I give them sugar! it kicks in when thy get home...hehehe
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:00 AM   #27
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the yellow light changes to red just as you decide to "gun"it !!!
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:02 AM   #28
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you can't get the water the right temperature in the shower.
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:25 AM   #29
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Old 06-18-2010, 07:42 AM   #30
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hate it when your just about to go thru a signal light and it turns red and there is a cop in the other lane
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Old 06-18-2010, 07:54 AM   #31
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People assume they know you, when in all actuality they haven't a clue as to who you really are.
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Old 06-18-2010, 07:57 AM   #32
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you censor your words, when what you really want to do is just be honest and say it out loud?
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Old 06-18-2010, 07:59 AM   #33
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Someone loses the memo you sent out saying they have to schedule their day around YOU?!?
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:04 AM   #34
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Someone loses the memo you sent out saying they have to schedule their day around YOU?!?
don't u hate it when u lose ur memo someone sent u lol
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:05 AM   #35
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don't u hate it when u lose ur memo someone sent u lol
Hey! You have clothes on!! Who said you could get dressed?
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:10 AM   #36
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i hate it when my husband tells me how my behavior hurts his feelings.
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:11 AM   #37
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............the clock keeps ticking closer and closer to the time for work when you just DON'T want to do anything
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:36 AM   #38
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............the clock keeps ticking closer and closer to the time for work when you just DON'T want to do anything
that's ME. I gotta sign off in like 2 minutes and head out the door. Hope your work day goes fast for you.
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:42 AM   #39
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that's ME. I gotta sign off in like 2 minutes and head out the door. Hope your work day goes fast for you.
It always go WAY faster when I goof off instead of actually DOING work!!
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:58 AM   #40
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People repeat themselves over and over and over...
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:00 AM   #41
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:25 AM   #42
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the ATM runs out of money. WTF, that is it's whole purpose is to give out money!!
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:27 AM   #43
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....people take losers back again and again because they "love" them? My philosophy...NEXT!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:49 AM   #44
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you have something that has to be done, but have no interests in doing it.
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:29 PM   #45
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That's me today! I don't want to do housework!
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:39 AM   #46
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when people continue to lie when even they should be smart enough to know that you know that they are telling a lie... lol

I guess I hate it when people are just outright dumb. liars or not.
Yes!! I agree!!!
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:40 AM   #47
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....people take losers back again and again because they "love" them? My philosophy...NEXT!!!!!!!!
That's a pretty smart philosophy actually!
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:41 AM   #48
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Don't ya hate when your fav lipstick has been discontinued?
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:45 AM   #49
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I hate runnin' out of scented pillow sheets . . . luckily I always have a spare.
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Old 06-19-2010, 07:25 AM   #50
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Don't you have it when your husband says he's gonna make the effort with you and then falls asleep on the sofa at 9pm?
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