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Old 06-19-2010, 07:56 AM   #51
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...when you have no discretionary income, you can think of 1000 things you want and when you have the money in your pocket, NOTHING makes you wanna spend it!
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Old 06-19-2010, 06:28 PM   #52
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don't you hate it when you sneeze and it makes you pee a little?
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Old 06-19-2010, 07:28 PM   #53
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By the time you get home from the grocery your ice cream has melted...UGH!
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Old 06-19-2010, 07:31 PM   #54
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you buy a new car, and a warning light comes on during your first road trip....grrrrr
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Old 09-03-2010, 03:55 AM   #55
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Your DVR'ed program cuts off too early, like seconds before the winner of American Idol is announced.
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Old 09-03-2010, 05:00 AM   #56
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Old 09-03-2010, 05:05 AM   #57
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you can't sleep
you overthink things
you get grumpy at the stupidest of things..
you begin to see something that you wish you hadn't seen..

sigh.. I must be very tired.. I am becoming a bitch.. don't you just hate it.. I don't.. lol...
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:45 AM   #58
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when 1st world people complain about their bloody hard lives...
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Old 09-05-2010, 02:22 AM   #59
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when you deliberately plan to be away from home hoping to have some alone time with a fun online friend.........only......now you are posting by yourself? AND your head hurts? sigh.........lol..........
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Old 09-05-2010, 06:34 PM   #60
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you wake up & the first thing u see is a decapitated mouse!
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:25 PM   #61
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you care about someone who doesn't feel the same way. Its a can't win situation because by the time they think of you that way your feelings change. Timing is everything.
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:29 PM   #62
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you care about someone who doesn't feel the same way. Its a can't win situation because by the time they think of you that way your feelings change. Timing is everything.
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:37 PM   #63
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you don't know if your special memory is also considered special by the person with whom you shared it. I would love to know if someone had a special memory involving me , sexual or not.
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Old 02-21-2013, 06:18 AM   #64
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Old 02-21-2013, 07:21 AM   #65
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you get taken for granted?
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Old 02-21-2013, 09:21 AM   #66
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you can't wake up and you're restricted to decaf?
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You feel like you are at the most incredible orgasm evah!!!!!...and you lose it and just can't?
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Old 02-21-2013, 08:30 PM   #68
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you want what you can't and then suddenly it's yours to have and you realize it wasn't all that you thought it was
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Old 02-22-2013, 12:23 AM   #69
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....you're in the mood to post and cut up.....and nobody else is around
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Old 02-22-2013, 12:25 AM   #70
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Old 02-22-2013, 02:19 AM   #71
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Old 02-22-2013, 02:40 AM   #72
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Thousands of miles separate you?
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Old 02-22-2013, 02:47 AM   #73
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When you want a private moment, but your SO is not cooperating...grrr
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You want to hear their voice, their laugh and you can't?
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You're want know so much, but can't.
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